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今天就是除夕夜

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民眾紛紛趕著返鄉過年

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交通狀況帶您關心

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國道南下車潮持續湧現

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台鐵、高鐵站

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一早也已經湧進大批民眾

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大包小包

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希望盡快回家和家人團聚

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是的，主播，今天是過年的重頭戲

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除夕團圓

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飯店業者也借著年菜商機

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推出團圓飯桌晚宴

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可以看到現場是相當熱鬧

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大廚們從早上就開始為團圓飯

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擺盤出多道經典的年菜

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炒熱了過年的氣氛

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每年過年

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中秋節

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聖誕節

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在大家開心慶祝的時候

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我都覺得自己是多餘的

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我不知道我活著是為了什麼

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我累了

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爺爺

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你訂的餐來了

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我沒有訂餐啊

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明明有啊

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沒有

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沒關係啦

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大過年

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當老天爺請你吃飯

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今天是除夕夜

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你的家人怎麼都沒來看你？

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人生就是這樣

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一個人來，一個人去

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哪一天你要老了

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你就明白了

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爺爺

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外面那個樓梯不好走啊

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你自己一次要多買一些食物放著

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我要真餓了

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那你就再送東西來嘛

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很多民眾都希望新的一年好運旺旺來

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彩券行過年買氣非常旺

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刮刮樂更是大受歡迎

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陸老師也分享了
幾個招財開運的小訣竅

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祝福民眾新的一年財運…

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我知道活著不容易

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但是沒想到

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死也那麼難

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我已經搞砸21次了

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雖然我的人生過得很失敗

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但至少這件事

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我一定要成功

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再見了，這個世界

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一切到此為止吧

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休息時間已經到了

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過夜要加500

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要加錢嗎？

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對不起

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網路說這裡也出過事

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應該不會造成太多麻煩

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幹！

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有夠倒楣的

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出過事就不麻煩嗎？

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建議電擊

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按下電擊按鈕

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已經電擊

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開始心肺復甦

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病人回來囉

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先生，聽得到我聲音嗎？先生

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這樣會痛嗎？先生

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4090呼叫

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車上一名男性患者，年齡27歲

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好像有一度停止心跳

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給予心肺復甦術
自動體外心臟去顫器電擊三次

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目前患者已恢復心跳及呼吸

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預計五分鐘後抵達馨寧醫院

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請馨寧醫院做好急救準備

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我不想再一個人了

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拜託

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我不要再一個人

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不要怕

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你不是一個人

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是天使嗎？

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這個地方果然好多了

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拜拜

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我先走囉

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看來

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我又失敗了

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先生，不好意思

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這裡不能抽菸

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先生

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這裡不能抽菸，你不知道嗎？

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不是，是他

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我老闆跑路以後

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我們工廠就被查封

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我的存款都被騙走了

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所以你是因為這樣才想不開的？

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我是覺得

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現在死了

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跟老了以後死了

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好像也沒什麼差別

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但是不知道為什麼

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我好像死不了

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雖然很短暫，但…

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你的呼吸確實停止過耶

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健康狀況很正常

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不過不能排除有後遺症的可能

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對了

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聽說你有個朋友？

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朋友？

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就是他慫恿你去自殺的嗎？

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不是啦

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我們剛剛才見面

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那是其他朋友？

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你們有聽到嗎？

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聽到什麼？

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-妳怎麼躲在裡面啊？
-誰？

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對不起

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她為什麼躲在這裡哭啊？

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-準備住院
-妳怎麼躲在這裡啊？

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有人在裡面是嗎？

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對不起

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沒關係喔，別怕

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我帶妳出來喔

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-手給我
-先生，這裡很小啦

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不會有人躲在裡面啦

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-好，這個給我們就好了，沒事…
-醫生

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-她為什麼被關在裡面？
-溫柔一點…

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-為什麼要把她關在裡面？
-不會…我們會把她…

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303那個看護

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他一直在講電話

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還有

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305那個阿嬤

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她不知道又把別人的遙控器
藏去哪裡了

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這不是妳的工作嗎？

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妳是都不用管喔？

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護士小姐

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妳怎麼長得那麼漂亮？

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幾歲了？

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35就不要再挑了

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挑到最後只剩一個賣龍眼的

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妳現在正青春

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還不知道要煩惱

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我看來看去

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還是覺得小兒科那個不錯啦

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還是妳喜歡什麼類型的？

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年輕人

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不能這樣頭低低愁眉苦臉，這樣不好

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阿姨，很晚了

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妳早點休息喔

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新朋友嗎？

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不是

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沒想到後遺症這麼嚴重

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算了啦

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反正都要死了

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瘋了也沒差吧

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掉下去一定會變番茄醬

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喂

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小朋友，你在幹嘛？

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我學你的啊

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為什麼你可以，我不行？

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很危險啦，你先下來好不好？

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不要鬧喔

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小心！

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天啊，現在是什麼狀況啦？

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我抓到了…

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接到了…

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超砰的，怎麼做到的？

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你們不是人

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比起病床

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這裡有比較好睡嗎？

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是你朋友叫你睡在這裡的啊？

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朋友？

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他們都不見了耶

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朋友都不見了？

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太好了

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恭喜你，你可以出院了

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年輕人，身體借一下

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我先用

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我先來啦

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-你後面排隊
-打擾了

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不要！

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一、二、三、四

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新來的帥哥很會跳

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二、二、三、四、五、六、七、八

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現在是怎樣？

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這個大姐拿我的身體在幹嘛啦？

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很丟臉耶

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我從來沒有抽過菸

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現在一次抽那麼多

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要是得肺癌怎麼辦啊？

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喂，不行啦

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-怎麼這樣啊？
-你怎麼會這樣下啦？

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-真浪費
-抱歉啦

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喂

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過來

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不要跑

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許辰緯

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像你這種從鬼門關走回來的人

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有時候確實是會這樣

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頻率碰在一起的時候

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就會這樣

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你不用怕啦

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他們不會害你啦

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不是啦

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我是想問

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有沒有什麼方法可以把他們送走？

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他們每天都跟著我，又上我的身

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實在很困擾

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因緣未了

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不管怎麼送都送不走

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你這關過

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保證活到120歲

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不好意思

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-不要擠啦
-過去一點好嗎？

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但是我不想活那麼久啊

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活著好累喔

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人生在世，大家都很累

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幹嘛跟著我啦？

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誰跟你啊？

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有病喔？

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那我現在要怎麼辦啊？

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心願

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他們不走就是有心願

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他們想要什麼，就給他們什麼

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他們如果滿意，自然就會離開

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余景天

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余景天

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余景天是妳哥吧？

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你們要幹嘛？

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幹嘛？

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妳哥欠了一屁股債

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-欠債還錢啦
-喂…

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你們哪戶的啊？

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居然敢在走廊上給我抽菸

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我警告你們喔

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我已經…

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叫保全上來了喔

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叫余景天趕快還錢啦

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不然妳長這麼漂亮

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00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,291
我也不敢保證不會發生什麼事

244
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,666
-好醜喔
-嚇死人

245
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,041
那個…

246
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,041
我想問一下

247
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:53,000
你們能不能去找別人啊？

248
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,000
還是我可以送你們去哪裡啊？

249
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,083
你看，你們身上穿的都比我好啊

250
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,083
你們活著的時候

251
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,750
過的生活一定也很不錯

252
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,375
跟著我沒有什麼好處

253
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,416
心願

254
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,375
他們不走就是有心願

255
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,000
好啦

256
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,833
不然你們有什麼願望

257
00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:24,458
來不及完成的那種？

258
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,250
不管是什麼

259
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,583
我來幫你們完成

260
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,750
結束了以後

261
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,791
拜託放過我，好不好？

262
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,250
好啊

263
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,916
廖淑貞

264
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,083
好的，來

265
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,125
貼好了啊

266
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,458
祝妳今天成功

267
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,041
謝謝

268
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,208
就是她啦

269
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,625
天啊，阿好，妳是吃了什麼仙丹？

270
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,875
-先生
-怎麼都不會老？

271
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:01,833
貴姓？

272
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:04,833
我姓許

273
00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:06,583
許…

274
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:07,625
有…

275
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,000
來，許先生，來，這邊請

276
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,500
-我不是啦
-活動就快要開始了

277
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,541
這年輕人第一次都是比較害羞的

278
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,750
但是別擔心

279
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,000
-好姨會好好照顧你們的
-沒有

280
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,041
-來，這邊請
-妳搞錯了

281
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,791
-阿好啊，唉唷喂呀
-你的位置就在這裡，坐…

282
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,583
等一下你們年輕人就好好聊一聊

283
00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:24,375
有什麼問題再問好姨我，好嗎？

284
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,875
加油…我先去忙囉

285
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,375
不是啦，阿好，那是我啦

286
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,375
阿好，我啦

287
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,625
唉唷喂呀

288
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,958
你不是應該要幫我說什麼？

289
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,250
余小姐，裡面請

290
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,000
天使

291
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,625
啥？

292
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,458
是你喔？

293
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:24,875
妳認識我？

294
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,125
我在旅館救過你

295
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,250
我是救護員

296
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750
相逢即是有緣

297
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,041
請各位帥哥美女們把握接下來的時間

298
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,708
跟對面的有緣人交流交心

299
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,291
我們計時七分鐘

300
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,333
開始

301
00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:45,750
我叫余筱茵

302
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,666
你的名字很特別喔

303
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:48,666
怎麼唸啊？

304
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,625
“許…”

305
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,625
這不是我的名字，我不會唸

306
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,750
女生都喜歡有學問的男生啊

307
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,583
你就有邊唸邊，沒邊讀中間

308
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,708
這又不是我的名字
我幹嘛讀中間啦？

309
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,000
-怎麼不識字啊？
-我們聯誼都這樣啦

310
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:04,916
不是啦

311
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,750
把妹的招數，我來啦

312
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,708
小姐

313
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:12,958
可以還給我嗎？

314
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:13,916
什麼？

315
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,958
可以把我的心

316
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,041
還給我嗎？

317
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:25,916
小姐

318
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:28,666
哈囉

319
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,583
那你可以把我救你的時間還給我嗎？

320
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,375
對不起

321
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,750
-這我沒辦法…
-你不是說你可以？

322
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,958
-剛剛…剛剛那是…
-你這樣誰會理你啦？

323
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,458
-你不會你要講啊
-妳說什麼？

324
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,000
-妳行妳來啦
-好啊

325
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,166
不要

326
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,250
-不好意思喔
-不好意思喔

327
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:52,250
-剛剛是他太失禮了啦
-剛剛是他太失禮了啦

328
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,541
我們重新來一遍喔

329
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,541
這裡有小遊戲

330
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,625
另一半和妳媽媽掉進水裡面
妳會先救誰？

331
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,625
我沒有另外一半，我媽過世了

332
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,708
這段時間

333
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,541
妳一定過得很辛苦吧？

334
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,875
你不要哭啦

335
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:25,375
你不要哭啦

336
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,166
對不起

337
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,125
喂

338
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,708
-我吸不到氣
-吸不到氣？

339
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,291
好熱

340
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,458
你有胸悶嗎？還是心臟不舒服？

341
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:41,583
她好主動

342
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:43,333
好主動

343
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:44,500
你沒事吧？

344
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:45,875
-有事…
-沒事啦

345
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,416
-沒…沒事 …
-有事

346
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,208
-沒事…
-有困難啦

347
00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:50,625
-有困難…
-有事？

348
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,000
-有困難
-有困難

349
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,000
-有困難？
-有事

350
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:55,125
-你跟她說有困難
-心有困難

351
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,416
很好玩是不是？

352
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,958
你知不知道我們救護人員
常常冒著生命危險救人？

353
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,500
你們不但不感激

354
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,125
還老是裝病尋死

355
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,583
你知不知道我們的時間很寶貴啊？

356
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:15,125
這個妳要吃嗎？不吃可以給我吃嗎？

357
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,583
這個女的怎麼這樣啦？

358
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,500
奇怪耶，東西吃完就要走

359
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,875
-這位美女，我們活動還沒結束耶
-小氣，不給我吃蛋糕

360
00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:35,000
我很久沒吃耶

361
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,333
-你是在講什麼啦？
-亂七八糟…

362
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,666
先生

363
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:41,958
這是你嗎？

364
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,791
你怎麼會假冒別人的身分
來參加聯誼啊？

365
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,125
你讓我怎麼對這位先生交代啊？

366
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:51,041
連一點點會費、報名費都不交的人

367
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,250
你是怎麼跟人家交女朋友啦？

368
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,000
我不是來交女朋友的啦

369
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,833
我來找老菜脯

370
00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,500
你是騙鬼沒喝過水喔？

371
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,041
來

372
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,666
看清楚

373
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,083
我這裡哪裡像是賣老菜脯的？

374
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:06,708
對不起啦

375
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,000
不好意思，許先生

376
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,000
-奇怪耶
-喂

377
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,916
-你幹嘛跟她說對不起？
-你跟她說對不起幹嘛？

378
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
-你莫名其妙
-男子漢一點

379
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,583
來…美眉為您服務

380
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,208
-許先生，我們這邊走
-這邊請

381
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:19,000
-有點男子氣概好嗎？別回去
-她是什麼東西你知道嗎？莫名其妙

382
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:24,458
你這個行為就叫做詐欺
你懂不懂啊？

383
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:27,166
今天我是不可能原諒你的，我要報警

384
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,666
好了啦，妳這個曾美好

385
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,041
22年前妳給我客戶名單拿走

386
00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,916
我也可以叫警察把妳抓起來喔

387
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,375
走，來去派出所，打什麼電話？

388
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,625
等一下

389
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,125
你這個人是怎麼了啦？

390
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,625
什麼22年前啊？

391
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:41,750
你也拜託一下

392
00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:43,875
22年前你還在包尿布

393
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,291
你真是的

394
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,166
-對啦…
-對啦…

395
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,916
-全世界妳最棒啦
-全世界妳最棒啦

396
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
-不知道是誰
-不知道是誰

397
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,208
-三更半夜被先生趕出去
-三更半夜被先生趕出去

398
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,583
只穿一件性感睡衣

399
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:01,125
哭哭啼啼地來找我

400
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,458
-紅色那件啊
-紅色那件啊

401
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:03,458
-有沒有？
-有沒有？

402
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:06,458
-沒幾塊布又超貴
-沒幾塊布又超貴

403
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:09,458
-是我本人帶妳去買的，妳記得嗎？
-是我本人帶妳去買的，妳記得嗎？

404
00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:12,791
阿姐

405
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:20,750
找到了

406
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,833
妳真的是阿姐？

407
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:23,916
不是啦

408
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,500
妳阿姐在那

409
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:31,750
-阿姐
-快打開

410
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,500
其實我很思念妳

411
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:37,041
我很謝謝妳以前那麼照顧我

412
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,625
-現在公司還算不錯啦
-裡面有一個塑膠袋

413
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:41,666
給它拿出來

414
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:42,958
我不要

415
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,708
都幫妳找到菜脯了，我收工了啦

416
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:46,083
天啊

417
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,791
你是皮在癢喔？

418
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,125
沒關係，我自己來

419
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:19,750
我要領獎

420
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:23,541
這是古董耶

421
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,958
我們沒在做這個啦

422
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,666
這我爸開出的沒有錯

423
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,583
但都過期20幾年了，不能領了啦

424
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:29,791
過期？

425
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,041
過期還是有中獎啊

426
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:34,416
去給我叫他老爸出來，讓我跟他講

427
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:39,500
老闆就說已經過期了啊

428
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,083
人家也是要開門做生意的嘛

429
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,833
難道是我願意死那麼久才來嗎？

430
00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,791
就真的已經過期了啊

431
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,416
我看算了啦

432
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,833
我有燒一間美國銀行

433
00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:53,750
跟一卡車的美金給妳

434
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,666
妳有收到嗎？

435
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,666
他看得到妳耶

436
00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,166
不好意思啦

437
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,500
我爸失智了

438
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:01,916
我們幫不上忙啦

439
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,125
你記得嗎？我中頭獎

440
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,041
有嗎？

441
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,666
我中頭獎啊

442
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,791
你…

443
00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,083
記得嗎？我中頭獎啊

444
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:13,750
你看，單子在這

445
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,833
妳怎麼現在才來？

446
00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:20,375
我燒給妳的銀行跟美金

447
00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:22,166
有收到嗎？

448
00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,583
收個屁啦

449
00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:25,416
什麼死人骨頭都沒有收到

450
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,708
快跟你兒子講

451
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,375
把獎金還給我啦

452
00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:29,958
怎麼可能？

453
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:33,375
我一邊燒一邊叫妳的名字

454
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:34,875
唉唷喂呀

455
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,500
快跟你兒子講

456
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,708
快點把我的獎金還給我啦

457
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:45,250
老伴

458
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,000
妳在那邊過得好嗎？

459
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,458
怎麼都沒來夢中找我啦？

460
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,208
我很想妳

461
00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,083
帥哥

462
00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:00,000
都那麼久了

463
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,458
你還想不開呀？

464
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:03,875
對不起啦

465
00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:06,000
妳在世的時候

466
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,208
應該要對妳好一點

467
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,375
把阿公推進去

468
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,458
妳還在怨嘆

469
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,458
抱歉啦

470
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,250
應該要對妳好一點才對

471
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:36,916
那個組頭是妳愛人喔？

472
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:38,916
是你個頭啦

473
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,291
上輩子的事，說那個要幹嘛？

474
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:45,416
那妳不相認一下嗎？

475
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,791
說不定我可以幫妳

476
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,291
死去的人不要糾纏活著的人

477
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,958
像你？

478
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,416
活著的時候要好好活

479
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,833
不要這麼要死要活

480
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:57,958
有聽到嗎？

481
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,625
我要這些錢

482
00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:03,583
是因為我跟我孫子說好的

483
00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,791
要讓他娶漂亮老婆

484
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,458
真好

485
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,250
-救護車來了
-年輕人，怎麼打成這樣子啊？

486
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,458
-要扶你起來嗎？你沒事吧？
-我沒事，我先走

487
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:24,375
-先生…
-怎麼走了？

488
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,625
先生，你好，我是救護人員，先生

489
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,208
麻煩你稍等

490
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,250
余景天

491
00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:39,625
聯誼還好嗎？

492
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,708
很痛耶

493
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,750
為什麼會這樣？

494
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,541
沒事啦

495
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,500
還不是都他們大驚小怪
幹嘛叫救護車？

496
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,625
什麼叫沒事？你都傷成這樣了

497
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,291
自己壓著

498
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,250
還有哪裡？

499
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,000
誰打的？

500
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:01,375
是去你家那些人嗎？

501
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,000
不是啦

502
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,000
這裡呢？

503
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,083
很痛耶

504
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,750
你把媽的手鐲拿去賣了？

505
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:21,041
不是賣啦

506
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:22,875
週轉

507
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,125
-錢呢？
-沒有了啦

508
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,708
錢呢？什麼叫沒有了？

509
00:30:29,791 --> 00:30:31,041
出來就被他們拿走了啊

510
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:32,666
誰拿走了？錢呢？

511
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,041
錢呢？

512
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,291
好，我們先送他去醫院可以嗎？

513
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,250
下雨天沒有月亮

514
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:55,791
妳不覺得每次看到月亮
就感覺好像看到媽在對我們笑嗎？

515
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:58,208
媽看到你這樣，笑得出來才有鬼

516
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,000
那是媽的東西耶

517
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,166
你要賣都不用先問我嗎？

518
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,875
跟妳講又不會答應

519
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,625
不是，我這次真的
遇到一個很好的投資機會

520
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:14,625
好，我過幾天就去把它贖回來
好不好？

521
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:19,541
幹嘛？

522
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:20,916
好痛，妳幫我拿一下

523
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,958
幹嘛？你哪裡痛啊？

524
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:25,875
-哪裡痛？
-這裡

525
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,208
怎麼了嗎？

526
00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:31,833
聽起來很正常啊

527
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,791
媽不是說

528
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,583
只要心還在跳

529
00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:36,541
就…

530
00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,041
一切就會沒事

531
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:42,875
你真的很煩耶

532
00:31:42,958 --> 00:31:45,375
你不要拿媽的話
出來當擋箭牌，好不好？

533
00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:48,416
余景天，我真的很懶得唸你喔

534
00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:50,666
我是你妹，不是你媽耶

535
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,291
妳不是我妹

536
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,416
妳是我的跟屁蟲

537
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,750
跟屁蟲

538
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,458
-喂，你幹嘛？
-跟屁蟲

539
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,166
跑慢一點啦

540
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,166
還在演

541
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:05,333
-沒有，真的痛
-下雨天演半天煩不煩啊？

542
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,541
沒有在演啦

543
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,333
你還好嗎？

544
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,166
哪裡不舒服？

545
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,625
我幫你檢查一下

546
00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,833
早安

547
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,875
-你在夢什麼？
-你談戀愛了

548
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,208
-夢到天使小姐喔？
-沒有啦

549
00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:33,541
什麼時候

550
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:36,166
輪到我的卡多多啊？

551
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,083
你們不累喔？

552
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,583
你瞧不起我是鬼嗎？

553
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:52,750
故意帶我來這種鬼地方

554
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,208
-我…
-你不想幫忙就算了

555
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:57,083
我會一輩子跟在你身邊

556
00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,750
不讓你去死

557
00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:09,750
對不起啦

558
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:12,375
我的錢就只夠玩這個啊

559
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,916
而且天氣不好也不是我害的

560
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,500
你不要跟我對不起啦

561
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:20,666
我媽給我的錢也只夠玩這個啊

562
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,250
那…

563
00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,041
玩完這個

564
00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:30,750
你的心願也算是達成了，對不對？

565
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,500
我們才剛開始耶

566
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,166
我的球

567
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,625
你們幹嘛丟我啦？

568
00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:46,708
這是什麼東西啊？

569
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:47,916
快停下來啦！

570
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,541
我要玩這個…

571
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:53,166
你剛剛已經玩那麼多了

572
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,541
你到底有幾個願望啦？

573
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:57,750
我不管，我就是要這個…

574
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:00,250
弟弟

575
00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:01,916
-你怎麼了？
-弟弟

576
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,333
-怎麼辦？他流了好多汗
-聽得到媽媽叫你嗎？

577
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:05,875
-剛剛不是還好好的？
-弟弟

578
00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:07,250
他看起來很不舒服耶

579
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,125
他臉看起來超紅的，沒事吧？

580
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:10,375
給他一點空氣

581
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,750
-有人有水嗎？
-弟弟

582
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:16,916
這拿給他

583
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,666
-謝謝
-來

584
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,708
他應該是中暑了

585
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,625
弟弟，你聽得到媽媽嗎？

586
00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:29,208
弟弟

587
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,625
弟弟，你還好嗎？

588
00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:34,208
你好，我們是救護人員

589
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:42,416
先生，謝謝你，後面交給我們可以了

590
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,041
醒了…

591
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,708
-請問妳是家屬嗎？
-我是媽媽

592
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:48,750
那媽媽，妳有水嗎？

593
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:49,791
有水的話，小朋友醒了

594
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:50,833
-可以先讓他喝一下
-這裡

595
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,416
-謝謝
-你有沒有怎麼樣？

596
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:55,250
你不舒服要跟姐姐說，知道嗎？

597
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,041
黃色的咕咕雞，我來囉

598
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,500
駕

599
00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:04,291
夾到啦

600
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,208
-太棒了！
-再一次…

601
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:09,041
-太棒了！
-太棒了！

602
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:11,833
綠色的咕咕雞，我來了

603
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:14,750
駕…

604
00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,708
太棒了，夾到啦！

605
00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,125
-咕咕咕
-我們也去夾看看

606
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:22,166
咕咕咕…

607
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,416
太棒了！

608
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:28,791
這麼巧

609
00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:30,708
你的外套

610
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:32,541
謝謝

611
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,625
剛剛那個小孩還好嗎？

612
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:37,750
多虧你，他好多了

613
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:40,875
你很厲害耶

614
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,208
這都你夾的喔？

615
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,708
妳喜歡嗎？送妳一個

616
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,125
這是我贏的

617
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,500
憑什麼你說送就送啊？

618
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,500
真的要送給我嗎？這怎麼玩？

619
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:52,375
爲什麼拿我的電子雞去談戀愛啦？

620
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,708
我哪有拿你的電子雞去談戀愛？

621
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,958
反正你那麼多隻
就送她一隻又沒關係

622
00:35:58,041 --> 00:35:59,583
我就是要四隻啊

623
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,250
我阿嬤說三就散了

624
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,458
雞會走散

625
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,125
電子雞不會走散啦

626
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:05,916
就送她一隻，拜託啦

627
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,083
你在跟誰講話？

628
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,000
電話號碼

629
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,791
給我妳的電話號碼

630
00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:13,000
這樣我才知道我的雞過得好不好

631
00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:22,791
你不要這樣啦

632
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,166
送她一隻有什麼關係嘛？

633
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,333
死掉了人跟想死的人

634
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:28,333
最不需要的東西就是玩具啊

635
00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,750
不死就好啦

636
00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:31,333
你以為活著有比較好喔？

637
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:33,333
那你以爲死了很好喔？

638
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:36,291
小朋友，你不是說玩一下就好？

639
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,625
他不是小朋友啦，他是小氣鬼

640
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,208
小氣鬼喝涼水

641
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:44,125
喝完涼水變嘟嘟鬼呀

642
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,250
我哪有？

643
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,458
-你有
-你有

644
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:47,541
我沒有

645
00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,333
-你才有
-你愛爸爸嗎？

646
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,000
-愛
-你們坐好啦

647
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,000
-那媽媽呢？
-愛

648
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,208
真的喔？

649
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:56,625
-你知道嗎？爸爸媽媽也好愛你喔
-我等下拿豬肉吊你的嘴巴

650
00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:58,666
-來啊
-要的，來就來

651
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,750
-記得拿豬肉，再嘟啊
-來啊

652
00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:01,875
嘴巴再嘟啊

653
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,250
你的才可以

654
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,500
嘟嘟鬼…

655
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,958
你這個惡魔

656
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:14,166
陳董，你放心

657
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,250
這一次絕對是穩的，好嗎？

658
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:19,333
我真的也丟超多了，你放心啦

659
00:37:19,416 --> 00:37:20,500
沒問題啊

660
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:22,833
謝謝…

661
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,291
好…拜拜…

662
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,041
送妳

663
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,083
這什麼？

664
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,916
讓妳增加女人味的東西

665
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,125
妳現在穿的那個球鞋

666
00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,375
實在太糟蹋我送妳的洋裝了

667
00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:48,958
醜死

668
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,625
對了，十塊

669
00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:52,166
你怎麼有錢買這個？

670
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:55,958
我跟妳說
我現在投資那個礦機準備要賺大錢

671
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,208
十塊，不要害我倒楣

672
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,291
我拜託你

673
00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:04,833
有錢先拿去還錢莊，好不好？

674
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,041
不要老是讓人家擔心好不好？

675
00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:09,708
-煩耶
-那邊我已經稍微處理了

676
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,291
什麼叫稍微處理啊？

677
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,958
反正已經搞定了啦

678
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:15,583
最好

679
00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:21,291
你幹嘛看房子啊？

680
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:24,083
妳不是說妳要住在大陽臺的房子嗎？

681
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:25,875
我接下來要賺大錢

682
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:27,666
怎麼可以讓妳繼續住宿舍？

683
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,583
先擔心你自己吧

684
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:47,750
誰送的？

685
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,125
男朋友？

686
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,208
干你屁事啊？

687
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,666
我先講好喔

688
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,625
如果妳要交往的話，先過我這關

689
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,875
我可是妳的家長

690
00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,083
我才比較像家長吧？

691
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,666
妳是我的跟屁蟲

692
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,083
我才是妳的家長

693
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:04,666
你真的很幼稚

694
00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:07,791
這間怎麼樣？

695
00:39:10,541 --> 00:39:11,833
260平方公尺？

696
00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,583
你瘋了嗎？要怎麼打掃啊？

697
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,708
-所謂的家人、朋友
-妳白痴喔？請人打掃啊

698
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,583
-你白痴喔？我不需要這麼大的房子
-是不是就算吵吵鬧鬧

699
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,250
還是會關心彼此

700
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,833
互相陪伴？

701
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,666
有鬼啊

702
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,416
-妳也太誇張了吧？
-對啊，這有什麼好怕的？

703
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,333
如果他們是人就好了

704
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:52,916
找到了…那台，那邊

705
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,208
就是那台啦

706
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,166
快點，那邊

707
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,375
就是那台喔？

708
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:57,416
你的願望

709
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,416
就只是在那台車上抽根菸喔？

710
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,541
沒有錯

711
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,916
就是這麼簡單啦

712
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:10,750
天啊

713
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,250
怎麼那麼黑啦？

714
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,166
走左邊喔

715
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,625
-好…
-好

716
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:29,458
幹嘛啦？

717
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,500
我覺得我們還是不要去好了啦

718
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:32,708
為什麼？

719
00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:35,458
這裡陰森森的，好恐怖耶

720
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,416
有你們幾個在，當然陰森森的啊

721
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,291
-對喔
-對喔

722
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,416
我之前

723
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,750
有碰過一個女鬼

724
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,333
那個五官

725
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,000
都沒有臉耶

726
00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:53,958
頭360度地轉

727
00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,541
很恐怖耶

728
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,208
我覺得我們不要找了啦

729
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,875
等一下會遇到她

730
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,666
她如果沒有臉

731
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:04,625
你怎麼知道她頭轉360度？

732
00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:09,250
我就知道你是天才

733
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,416
找到了

734
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,916
你要嚇死人喔？

735
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:27,083
我找到了

736
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,083
趕快進來啊

737
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,208
你不是想要在這台車裡面抽根菸？

738
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,208
我現在不想了啦

739
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,291
我們花那麼多力氣才找到這台車

740
00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:48,958
你現在說不想是什麼意思啊？

741
00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:51,541
你平常不是抽得嚇嚇叫？

742
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,375
現在抽一根是怎樣？做不到喔？

743
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:57,875
-對啊，如果是我早就抽完了
-好了啦

744
00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,208
算了啦

745
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,916
反正我做不到的事情也很多

746
00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:19,625
如果下輩子可以活得有用一點就好了

747
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,375
那我菸放在這裡喔

748
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:08,458
-什麼狀況啦？
-快走

749
00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,375
好像有人來了，我們趕快走吧

750
00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,625
-好，來走
-快走

751
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:13,416
-幹
-你幹嘛啦？

752
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:15,916
幹！

753
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,500
幹，別跑！

754
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,583
你怎麼可以把車開走啦？

755
00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:32,875
鑰匙插在上面

756
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,041
一直暗示我啊

757
00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:36,083
而且我想牽車去一個地方

758
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:38,208
想去一個地方也不一定要開車去吧？

759
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:40,416
就突然想要開車去個地方啊

760
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:43,958
怎麼那麼煩啊？

761
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,750
看我怎麼甩掉你

762
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,708
-厲不厲害啊？
-厲害

763
00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:00,958
-帥不帥呀？
-帥

764
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,041
前面！

765
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,708
不要緊張…

766
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,958
意外啦…

767
00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:49,583
幹，偷車啊？

768
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:51,291
給我下來！

769
00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:57,791
大哥

770
00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:58,833
你聽我說啦

771
00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:00,208
說遺言啦

772
00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,750
幹你娘！

773
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,208
-喂？肥仔
-喂？

774
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,291
什麼事？

775
00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,666
那輛車沒裝電瓶啊

776
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,708
你怎麼開走的啊？

777
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:41,125
大哥，怎麼會…

778
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,291
抱歉

779
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:43,333
大哥

780
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,250
你這個冒失鬼

781
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:54,541
不知道你奶奶我喊水會結凍
跺腳會地動？

782
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,125
你不怕死就來

783
00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:03,250
太棒了，看鬼片真的有用耶

784
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,500
-合體
-合體

785
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,916
膽小鬼

786
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,625
膽小鬼

787
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:15,041
膽小鬼

788
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:29,833
先生

789
00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:32,125
你聽我說

790
00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:38,041
大哥，非常抱歉

791
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,708
你別怕，他們沒有惡意

792
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:40,833
是我的錯

793
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:49,208
那台車不是我…

794
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:50,291
我的錯

795
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:53,916
電瓶

796
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,958
晚安

797
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,333
又不是你的車

798
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,625
那麼開心幹嘛？

799
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,416
兜風啊，當然開心啊

800
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,333
那你的車呢？

801
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:23,166
撞爛了啦

802
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,208
那你還開車喔？

803
00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:27,416
我原本不上車的耶

804
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,916
是你點了那個菸，我才…

805
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,625
那你應該早點跟我講嘛

806
00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,458
吃飯會噎到

807
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:33,458
喝水會嗆到

808
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,458
難道就不吃不喝喔？

809
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,666
你也拜託一下

810
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,083
放輕鬆啦

811
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:39,541
對身體有益啦

812
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,958
你都變成鬼了，頭腦還那麼不清楚

813
00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,791
很多事情

814
00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:45,583
想不通沒有關係

815
00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:48,416
過一段時間就會…

816
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,833
就會怎樣？

817
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,083
想不起來

818
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,625
哪有你講得那麼容易？

819
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,041
講幾句心靈雞湯就沒事

820
00:47:58,833 --> 00:47:59,916
你看

821
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,291
我抓得到風耶

822
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,458
不就是風嗎？

823
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:13,708
有什麼好稀奇？

824
00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:15,333
不只是風

825
00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:17,000
還有很多事情

826
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,458
我們是沒有機會了啦

827
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:21,541
但你不一樣耶

828
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:24,083
你光明燈還很旺啊

829
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,250
前途無限

830
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:52,833
說起來

831
00:48:52,916 --> 00:48:55,625
我好像還是第一次來到海邊

832
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:58,333
鹹鹹的

833
00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:00,125
黏黏的

834
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:03,416
這就是海的味道嗎？

835
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:08,375
你結婚了嗎？

836
00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:15,875
結婚是什麼感覺？

837
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,083
結婚喔

838
00:49:18,916 --> 00:49:21,500
就是兩個人住在一起啊

839
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:24,750
如果有小孩就變三個人啦

840
00:49:25,708 --> 00:49:27,208
這數學我也會啊

841
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:28,833
我是問

842
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,083
結婚好嗎？

843
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,541
當然好啊

844
00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:35,416
原本是一個人的力量

845
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,166
現在變三個人的力量

846
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,916
哪有不好？

847
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,666
那就要花三倍的力氣耶

848
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,958
你不累喔？

849
00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:43,875
不會啊

850
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:45,208
如果覺得累

851
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:46,458
再多生一個啊

852
00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:47,583
就變四個人的力量啊

853
00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,333
那就更累了啦

854
00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:53,875
人生哪有不累的啦？

855
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:55,958
但是

856
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,625
家人也可以變成靠山啊

857
00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,083
累的時候就靠一下啊

858
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,250
對不對？

859
00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:09,791
從來都沒有人可以讓我靠一下

860
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:21,791
喂

861
00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,541
-你幹嘛？幹嘛脫鞋子啦？
-游泳啦

862
00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,416
我不要啦，我不會游泳耶

863
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,625
走啦

864
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:28,708
我沒有學過啦

865
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,708
誰說的？學了就會了啦

866
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:31,916
-真的啦
-不會啦

867
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,166
我不要游泳啦

868
00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:35,625
不會啦，我教你一下就會了

869
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,416
-真的不要啦，拜託啦
-來啦

870
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,875
-拜託啦，不要啦
-沒事…

871
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,125
-我不要啦
-走啦

872
00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:51,833
好冰喔

873
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,958
救命啊，我快沉下去了

874
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,791
放輕鬆

875
00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:07,250
把身體往上仰

876
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:08,500
身體往上

877
00:51:08,583 --> 00:51:11,250
對，然後頭往後仰

878
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:13,916
-頭往後仰
-深呼吸，然後把手打開

879
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,208
他就飄起來了

880
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,458
你會游泳，說得當然容易啊

881
00:51:21,541 --> 00:51:23,541
慢慢仰…

882
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:27,791
好像可以了耶

883
00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:29,916
感覺不錯喔？

884
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,291
你要記得啊

885
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,458
以後當沒人讓你靠的時候

886
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:43,791
你就當自己的靠山

887
00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:31,750
不要擔心…

888
00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:34,375
應付警察我有一套

889
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:35,541
冷靜一點啊

890
00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:39,500
警察先生

891
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,958
辛苦了

892
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:44,250
超速，駕照看一下

893
00:52:44,916 --> 00:52:48,333
R120202065啦

894
00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:56,416
（行動警察整合查詢系統）

895
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,291
你給這什麼死人號碼？

896
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,458
沒駕照還敢開車？

897
00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:11,875
你跟他說車子不是你開的

898
00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:13,875
警察遇到一些靈異事件

899
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:14,833
可以理解的

900
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:15,750
跟他講

901
00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,250
講話啊

902
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,250
都是因為你

903
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:21,291
我到現在還不能下班

904
00:53:21,375 --> 00:53:22,708
講話啊

905
00:53:22,791 --> 00:53:24,166
把你心裡面所想的

906
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,750
大聲地跟他說

907
00:53:27,041 --> 00:53:28,541
不要搞那麼複雜啦

908
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,000
你不講嗎？

909
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,875
我來

910
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,500
你…你要幹嘛？

911
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:38,750
沒有啦，他不講我來講啦

912
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,083
警察大人啊

913
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,250
請問一下

914
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,625
你現在是憑哪一條開我單？

915
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,708
-就這個，你看那個…
-其實車是我開的

916
00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,166
不是他開的

917
00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:50,000
我是有駕照的

918
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,708
我是開機場線的

919
00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:54,250
我還載過那個麥可傑克森

920
00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,291
麥可傑克森

921
00:53:56,791 --> 00:53:57,958
你知道吧？

922
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:02,250
看你這臉

923
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,250
憨憨呆呆

924
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:07,083
來啦，我跳給你看

925
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,583
麥可傑克森早就死掉了

926
00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,916
-什麼時候的事情啊？
-來…

927
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,541
坐好

928
00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:31,333
打電話給你的家人

929
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,791
請他們來幫你把車子開回去

930
00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,291
我已經成年了

931
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:36,625
我是自己的監護人

932
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:37,875
不行…

933
00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:39,541
打電話給你的家人

934
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,083
不要造成我的困擾

935
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,666
家人？

936
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,833
沒有

937
00:54:45,291 --> 00:54:46,166
朋友

938
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:47,791
朋友總有吧？

939
00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,875
起來啦…

940
00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:58,916
-媽，妳怎麼會來？
-好好走啦

941
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
不好意思

942
00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:02,375
-回家啦，走啦
-繼續喝啦

943
00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:04,166
我要是不在你要怎麼辦啦？

944
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,000
-好好走啦
-等下還要去唱…

945
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:11,750
你們知道

946
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:14,583
什麼時候會特別想死嗎？

947
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:17,625
像現在這種時候

948
00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:21,333
我從小到大都是一個人

949
00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:24,166
每次拍照

950
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:26,250
照片裡都只有我

951
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,833
我也希望能有一個自己的家

952
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,708
有人可以每天晚上

953
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:35,375
陪我吃一頓熱騰騰的晚餐

954
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,666
但是現在

955
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,958
甚至連一個可以來接我的人都沒有

956
00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:44,875
沒有人會安慰我

957
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:47,541
沒有人在等我

958
00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,500
就算現在心跳停止了

959
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,791
也沒有人會為我留下一滴眼淚

960
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:57,375
如果真的沒有人需要我

961
00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,166
那我還活在這個世界上幹嘛？

962
00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:28,791
不好意思喔

963
00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:31,708
我不知道可以打給誰

964
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:34,375
沒關係啦

965
00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:36,708
你都是一個人喔？

966
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:39,708
嗯

967
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,416
一個人就一個人啊，又沒有關係

968
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:47,333
我有時候也覺得家人很煩

969
00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:49,791
人都是這樣啦

970
00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:52,250
有的時候就不想要

971
00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:54,333
沒有的時候又想要有

972
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,958
不好意思喔，我太久沒開手排

973
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:05,333
你放心，我一定會幫你開回家

974
00:57:05,416 --> 00:57:07,125
妳已經比我厲害多了

975
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,208
我連車都不會開

976
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:11,875
你不會開車？

977
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,208
那不然剛剛誰開的啊？鬼開的喔？

978
00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:17,666
小姐，車要被妳弄壞了啦

979
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:19,500
換速

980
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,958
換速啦

981
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,875
妳現在是有什麼困難啦？

982
00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:29,500
我來幫妳排解

983
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,791
這車是無辜的

984
00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:32,458
這樣妳有明瞭嗎？

985
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:34,750
來啦，我教妳

986
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,208
就是這樣啦

987
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,916
手要抓緊緊，不要放開

988
00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:02,208
你家住這裡喔？

989
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,958
老闆的

990
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,708
我只是借住

991
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,250
謝謝

992
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:21,250
不會

993
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:31,750
再見

994
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,208
再見

995
00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,333
去…

996
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,250
-你腳是抽筋了是不是？
-快點啊

997
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,333
去

998
00:58:51,416 --> 00:58:52,500
-去
-你現在是怎樣？

999
00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:53,750
-去啊…
-快點去

1000
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,250
-快去
-一、二、三，往前跑啊

1001
00:58:55,333 --> 00:58:56,625
還猶豫什麼？

1002
00:58:56,708 --> 00:58:57,875
-往前跑
-快點啦

1003
00:58:57,958 --> 00:58:59,375
你可以的…

1004
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:04,791
-年輕人很會跑喔
-加油

1005
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,791
跑很快喔

1006
00:59:22,916 --> 00:59:24,916
我剛好想去吃碗仙草

1007
00:59:25,791 --> 00:59:27,083
妳要一起嗎？

1008
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,208
今天太晚了

1009
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:32,416
下次吧

1010
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,333
妳很喜歡月亮喔？

1011
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,000
嗯

1012
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,125
那個…

1013
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:05,666
我可以問妳一個問題嗎？

1014
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:07,875
嗯

1015
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,166
剛剛在警察局

1016
01:00:11,083 --> 01:00:11,916
怎麼會…

1017
01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:16,875
對不起

1018
01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:18,875
你嚇到了喔？

1019
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,541
我媽過世前身體一直很差

1020
01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:28,583
每次我跟我哥只要害怕的時候

1021
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:31,208
她就會拉我們到她的懷裡

1022
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,750
聽她的心跳聲

1023
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:35,041
她說

1024
01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,875
心只要還在跳

1025
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,166
一切都會好的

1026
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,083
所以我就養成這種習慣

1027
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,375
還可以嗎？

1028
01:00:57,708 --> 01:00:59,083
我的心跳聲

1029
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,750
很好啊

1030
01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:07,416
你爸媽給了你一顆很健康的心臟

1031
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:16,916
是嗎？

1032
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:22,583
你想聽聽看嗎？

1033
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,333
有聽到嗎？

1034
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,750
唉唷，天啊

1035
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:30,208
好砰喔，砰得好青春喔

1036
01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:31,958
-哪有砰砰砰啊？沒聽到啊
-有啦

1037
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,958
-哪有啊？
-砰…砰砰砰

1038
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,041
你們幹嘛啦？

1039
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,666
-有…
-有…

1040
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:37,791
對，有心跳

1041
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,916
-小心
-你們走慢一點啦

1042
01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:43,375
我聽不到啦…

1043
01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:44,500
好啦

1044
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:46,125
-喂…
-看路喔

1045
01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:47,875
不要這樣啦

1046
01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:50,541
最後就剩下妳的願望了

1047
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:52,625
妳想要什麼？

1048
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:57,458
如果可以像還活著的時候一樣

1049
01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,500
平凡地過一天就好了

1050
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:02,208
太抽象了吧？

1051
01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:07,916
那個時候我開了一間麵包店

1052
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,625
我希望大家在上班、上課之前

1053
01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:11,541
可以吃到我親手做的麵包

1054
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,625
所以我天還沒亮就會起床發麵糰

1055
01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:14,833
忙到快要中午的時候

1056
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,625
我就開始準備蛋糕跟點心

1057
01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,875
然後到了晚上的時候
我就開始準備晚餐

1058
01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:20,166
跟我心愛的人一起吃

1059
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,291
然後聊聊那天發生了什麼事情

1060
01:03:22,916 --> 01:03:25,458
我們那條巷子每天都有人生日喔

1061
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:26,958
那個時候我最開心的事情

1062
01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:30,416
就是幫每一個人
做一顆獨一無二的生日蛋糕

1063
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,541
看到大家開心，我就覺得很幸福

1064
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:34,791
不過就是多活一年

1065
01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:36,333
過生日有什麼意義啊？

1066
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:47,333
很難看吧？

1067
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,541
我也不記得怎麼弄的

1068
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,708
沒有人幫你過過生日嗎？

1069
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:06,666
那今天就是你的生日囉

1070
01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:08,916
-妳不要浪費啦
-人生只有一次

1071
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,833
不要留下遺憾啊

1072
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:18,750
-不要跑
-下雪

1073
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:33,666
我們為什麼來到這個世界？

1074
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,583
生日又代表什麼？

1075
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,000
那應該是被愛的人

1076
01:04:41,541 --> 01:04:43,458
才有的紀念日吧？

1077
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,583
這種幸福

1078
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,833
我值得擁有嗎？

1079
01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:52,125
祝我生日快樂

1080
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,708
-祝我生日快樂
-祝我生日快樂

1081
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:57,708
-應該差不多要結束了吧
-祝我生日快樂

1082
01:04:57,791 --> 01:05:00,916
-祝我生日快樂
-祝我生日快樂

1083
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,458
吹

1084
01:05:08,583 --> 01:05:09,583
擊掌！

1085
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:10,750
太棒了

1086
01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:11,708
-太棒了
-太棒了

1087
01:05:11,791 --> 01:05:13,666
-太棒了
-太棒了

1088
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,166
好了啦

1089
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:17,500
你們的願望應該都完成了吧？

1090
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,208
我…

1091
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:21,000
我還要煮一頓晚餐

1092
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,250
我想要煮糖醋魚、炒米粉

1093
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,000
還有紅燒肉、蒸蛋

1094
01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:26,416
-還有…
-太多了啦

1095
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,541
怎麼吃得完？

1096
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:31,500
我們可以找天使小姐一起來吃啊

1097
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,583
搞什麼啊？

1098
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,083
我們是警政機關

1099
01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:49,833
連消防隊都敢砸，這像話嗎？

1100
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:51,958
我有沒有跟妳說過

1101
01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:53,750
妳哥哥的事情要處理好？

1102
01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:54,833
有沒有？

1103
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:55,916
對不起

1104
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,041
還站在這裡幹嘛？通通整理裝備去！

1105
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,333
沒什麼事你趕快走吧

1106
01:06:25,833 --> 01:06:28,541
-發生什麼事妳可以跟我說啊
-沒事

1107
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:34,958
對不起

1108
01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,791
為什麼會這樣？

1109
01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:49,791
不是啊，就…

1110
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,291
這次那個礦機

1111
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,458
我真的覺得它獲利的機會很大

1112
01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:55,708
妳放心，我會跟妳隊長解釋清楚

1113
01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:56,791
把這邊打掃乾淨

1114
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,083
你這樣跟爸有什麼兩樣？

1115
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,875
挖一個洞補一個坑

1116
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,458
有什麼兩樣？

1117
01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:05,500
滾

1118
01:07:06,041 --> 01:07:07,000
你給我滾

1119
01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:08,916
-妳不要這樣
-滾，你滾

1120
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,166
我沒你這種哥哥，滾

1121
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,625
-不要生氣啦
-好了啦

1122
01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:15,083
不要對妳哥那麼凶嘛

1123
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,625
他也知道錯了啊

1124
01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:18,708
不要因為一些小事就吵成這樣

1125
01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:19,916
小事？

1126
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:22,500
這樣叫做小事？

1127
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:25,208
你知不知道因為他

1128
01:07:26,041 --> 01:07:28,958
我連家都沒有辦法回
連書都沒有辦法讀？

1129
01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:33,166
余景天

1130
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,458
我很害怕

1131
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:39,708
我每一天都過得很害怕

1132
01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,875
你連這裡都不留給我

1133
01:07:44,041 --> 01:07:46,250
你到底是想要我多沒有尊嚴？

1134
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,250
但…

1135
01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:50,291
他是妳哥哥啊

1136
01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:58,125
你沒有家人

1137
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,750
有什麼美好的幻想那是你家的事

1138
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,666
但是我不想要有這種家人

1139
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,666
拜託你

1140
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:09,708
放過我

1141
01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,000
筱茵

1142
01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:26,916
妳哥他還在外面

1143
01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:44,583
那麼臭，怎麼吃啊？

1144
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,208
你看牠屁股好大喔

1145
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,333
好久沒有吃鹹酥雞了

1146
01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:53,958
很多都不好吃喔

1147
01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:55,250
誰說的？

1148
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,291
-就是那個欠錢的啦
-靠北

1149
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,125
垃圾，你別跑

1150
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,583
-砍死他
-你別跑，老子砍死你

1151
01:09:44,666 --> 01:09:45,500
幹你娘

1152
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:47,791
-幹你娘
-砍死他

1153
01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:49,666
幹！別跑

1154
01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:55,208
幹！現在是怎樣？

1155
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:56,541
幹！不是叫我砍他嗎？

1156
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,458
教訓一下而已

1157
01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:59,500
-幹！閃啦，快…
-靠夭啊

1158
01:09:59,583 --> 01:10:01,083
-快點
-跑快點

1159
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:54,500
多保重

1160
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,958
妳哥他有話要我跟妳說

1161
01:11:14,458 --> 01:11:16,250
-他說…
-謝謝你來送我哥最後一程

1162
01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:19,375
但是我想要一個人靜一靜

1163
01:11:47,291 --> 01:11:48,833
不是想煮飯？

1164
01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:51,250
去買菜才可以煮飯啊

1165
01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,458
你覺得要煮什麼口味的啊？

1166
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:59,250
清蒸的還是紅燒的？

1167
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:02,791
都可以啊，妳想做什麼就做吧

1168
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,750
那你幫我挑一隻啊

1169
01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:06,666
挑挑看嘛

1170
01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:16,000
年輕人，這你的菜

1171
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:17,541
謝謝

1172
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:32,166
要買仙草乾嗎？

1173
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:36,916
來，我們把渣撈出來

1174
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,833
然後加玉米粉下去煮一下

1175
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:41,375
這樣放涼的時候就會結成凍囉

1176
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,041
那你現在先趁熱喝一口看看

1177
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,000
仙草乾

1178
01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:03,791
賣仙草乾

1179
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,916
仙草乾

1180
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,500
賣仙草乾

1181
01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:11,958
仙草乾

1182
01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:15,000
賣仙草乾

1183
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,750
好香啊

1184
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,083
來，吃飯…

1185
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:22,208
我跟你說喔

1186
01:13:22,291 --> 01:13:24,833
這個老菜脯雞湯對身體很好喔

1187
01:13:24,916 --> 01:13:26,125
你多喝一點

1188
01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:28,791
你們不要看這個黑黑的

1189
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:31,000
這是窮人家的人蔘

1190
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:34,583
看你是感冒咳嗽，還是解毒解酒

1191
01:13:34,666 --> 01:13:36,041
吃這就對了啦

1192
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:39,375
這麼厲害，那我喝完不就變超人了？

1193
01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,166
你不會變超人啊

1194
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,750
你就是超人

1195
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,250
我之前怎麼可能會是超人？

1196
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,916
金瓜炒米粉

1197
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,791
-吃完大賺錢
-再吃一個元寶

1198
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:53,916
你怎麼不吃啊？

1199
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,625
你是看不起我們鬼喔？

1200
01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:57,875
你也可以當我是人啊

1201
01:13:57,958 --> 01:13:59,750
反正我長得也不像鬼

1202
01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:02,083
-好啦，快吃飯…
-你長得最像鬼

1203
01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:03,291
-愛吃鬼、搗蛋鬼
-來

1204
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:04,291
全部都是你

1205
01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:06,125
-我看妳長得才像鬼咧
-來

1206
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,791
-好了，不要講話了，吃飯…
-你…

1207
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,583
-好了…快吃…
-吃飯…快點吃飯

1208
01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:10,833
-快吃
-我口吐芬芳啦

1209
01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:12,000
-怎樣？
-吃飯啦

1210
01:14:25,291 --> 01:14:26,625
那天你說

1211
01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:28,791
我哥有話要跟我說

1212
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,291
是什麼？

1213
01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:39,208
你在吃飯啊？

1214
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:43,250
-那…
-妳要一起吃嗎？

1215
01:14:48,416 --> 01:14:50,000
這是老菜脯雞湯

1216
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,791
窮人的人蔘

1217
01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:53,333
喝了對身體很好

1218
01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:55,833
謝謝

1219
01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:01,500
還有這個仙草凍

1220
01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:02,791
飯後的甜點

1221
01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:03,791
待會再吃

1222
01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:11,166
你還會做這些喔？

1223
01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:15,125
先吃飯吧

1224
01:15:25,416 --> 01:15:26,458
還會有人嗎？

1225
01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:39,083
我說了妳可能很難相信

1226
01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:41,375
其實

1227
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,625
我看得到死去的人

1228
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,458
所以這裡也有？

1229
01:15:57,916 --> 01:16:00,541
妳哥要我跟妳說對不起

1230
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,333
他希望

1231
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:04,708
妳不要再難過

1232
01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:08,916
他說…

1233
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:11,583
對不起

1234
01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:15,458
我不能永遠照顧妳了

1235
01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:20,250
也沒辦法一直陪在妳的身邊

1236
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:22,750
沒辦法

1237
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,958
做到答應媽媽的事

1238
01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:30,791
雖然我總是讓妳感到難過

1239
01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:33,083
讓妳對我失望

1240
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,208
但我真的跟爸不一樣

1241
01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:40,625
我真的很想讓妳過好日子

1242
01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:42,166
跟屁蟲

1243
01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:49,375
260平方公尺，你瘋了嗎？
我要怎麼打掃啊？

1244
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:51,833
妳白痴喔？請人打掃啦

1245
01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:54,041
你白痴喔？我不用住那麼大啦

1246
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,791
拜託你身體健康，出入平安
我就阿彌陀佛了

1247
01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:58,958
我當然會身體健康，出入平安啊

1248
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,333
我可是答應過媽

1249
01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:02,750
我會永遠照顧妳

1250
01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:05,041
又來，少在那邊噁了

1251
01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,125
永遠是什麼啊？

1252
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:08,666
永遠就是永遠

1253
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,708
很難懂嗎？

1254
01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:26,750
媽的鐲子

1255
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:28,750
我已經贖回來了

1256
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,250
所以妳不要再生我的氣

1257
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,833
我只希望妳不要難過

1258
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,083
不要忘記我

1259
01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:04,416
我希望妳可以知道

1260
01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:07,375
當妳的哥哥

1261
01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:08,750
是我這輩子

1262
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:11,416
最開心的事了

1263
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:36,125
他現在在這裡嗎？

1264
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,833
你就跟她說她哥在這裡啦

1265
01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:47,625
她如果知道她哥哥不在這裡

1266
01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:48,750
一定會很難過

1267
01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:51,291
對啦，這個都是為她好

1268
01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:52,583
試試看嘛

1269
01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,416
-不要再想了，跟她講啦
-加油

1270
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,666
-試一次看看啊
-跟她講，快啦，不要怕

1271
01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:57,958
試試看

1272
01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:02,666
是我

1273
01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:04,625
我在這裡

1274
01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:18,416
哥，對不起

1275
01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:22,000
哥，對不起

1276
01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:27,833
是我不好

1277
01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:29,791
丟下妳了

1278
01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:34,375
妳不要再哭了

1279
01:19:35,291 --> 01:19:37,791
記得好好吃飯，好好睡覺

1280
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,625
好好照顧自己

1281
01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:45,291
雖然我不能陪在妳身邊

1282
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,583
但是妳難過的時候

1283
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,583
就看看月亮

1284
01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:53,458
筱茵

1285
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:55,541
我就在這裡

1286
01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:10,958
耍我很好玩是不是？

1287
01:20:18,625 --> 01:20:20,791
我哥根本就不會叫我的名字

1288
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,666
他都叫我跟屁蟲

1289
01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:29,166
他說誰叫我比他晚出生

1290
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:33,750
我這輩子就是他的跟屁蟲

1291
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,625
我哥走了

1292
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,583
我真的沒有家人了

1293
01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:44,041
你還這樣開我的玩笑

1294
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:53,583
你知道有多少人

1295
01:20:55,166 --> 01:20:57,916
都是拚命咬著牙想要活下去？

1296
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:01,500
你知道死亡是什麼嗎？

1297
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,250
沒說的話、沒做的事

1298
01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:07,458
都再也來不及了

1299
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:11,583
你不是很想死嗎？

1300
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:14,250
你要死的時候記得跟我說

1301
01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:16,166
我一定會請假

1302
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:18,458
不會再救你了

1303
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,583
那…

1304
01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:42,583
先吃飯，吃飯

1305
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:43,958
對啦…吃飯…

1306
01:21:44,041 --> 01:21:45,500
我想要再去一次遊樂園

1307
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:47,458
我們再去一次，好不好？

1308
01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:55,125
可以了吧？

1309
01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:06,291
你們的心願不是都已經完成了嗎？

1310
01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:08,250
夠了沒？

1311
01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:10,666
說什麼要當自己的靠山？

1312
01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:13,541
說什麼只活一次，不要留下遺憾？

1313
01:22:14,416 --> 01:22:15,916
你們以為在幫我

1314
01:22:16,416 --> 01:22:17,916
但我告訴你們

1315
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:20,208
你們出現之後

1316
01:22:20,916 --> 01:22:22,500
這一切並沒有變得比較好

1317
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,250
求求你們

1318
01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,500
趕快消失

1319
01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:34,291
我要死要活都跟你們無關

1320
01:24:25,916 --> 01:24:28,708
一、二、三、四，後踩

1321
01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:30,666
我要兩份奶油

1322
01:24:33,291 --> 01:24:39,958
（救護車）

1323
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,458
喂？

1324
01:24:43,541 --> 01:24:45,583
您好，請問是余小姐嗎？

1325
01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:47,333
您的項鍊做好囉

1326
01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:51,083
余先生說妳媽媽的手鐲比較老氣

1327
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,291
所以請我們改做成項鍊

1328
01:25:01,708 --> 01:25:02,916
妳哥說

1329
01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,541
媽媽的鐲子他已經贖回來了

1330
01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:07,791
希望妳不要生氣

1331
01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:25,916
要一起吃仙草凍嗎？

1332
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,708
上次對不起

1333
01:25:49,916 --> 01:25:51,666
所以你真的看得到鬼喔？

1334
01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:55,416
嗯

1335
01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:56,750
但是…

1336
01:25:56,833 --> 01:25:58,333
他們都已經離開了

1337
01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:01,666
反正我也不太喜歡他們啊

1338
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:04,625
又抽菸，又愛哭

1339
01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:07,083
還囉哩叭唆，不講理

1340
01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,250
真的有夠煩的

1341
01:26:13,666 --> 01:26:16,125
其實那天我差點要放棄自己

1342
01:26:18,125 --> 01:26:21,041
可是當車子裡滿滿都是煙的時候

1343
01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:26,458
我聽到了心跳聲

1344
01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:32,500
一開始

1345
01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:34,708
我以為是妳的

1346
01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:38,666
但後來

1347
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:40,750
才知道

1348
01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:43,416
那是我自己的心跳聲

1349
01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:57,666
這一次

1350
01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,541
是我叫醒我自己的

1351
01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:06,291
我想要試著活下去

1352
01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:11,625
我想要再見到妳

1353
01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:36,958
謝謝

1354
01:27:57,833 --> 01:27:59,208
你很喜歡吃仙草？

1355
01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:00,583
嗯

1356
01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:03,333
小時候夏天常常中暑

1357
01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:06,458
只要吃仙草就會舒服多了

1358
01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,125
可是

1359
01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:10,291
仙草黑黑的，看起來很苦

1360
01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:13,916
我媽媽就會把它
做成各式各樣圖案的仙草

1361
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,833
她總會說…

1362
01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:24,250
賣仙草乾

1363
01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:27,083
仙草乾

1364
01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:28,625
賣仙草乾

1365
01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,458
媽媽，仙草來了

1366
01:28:30,541 --> 01:28:32,375
仙草乾

1367
01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:34,958
-賣仙草乾
-媽媽

1368
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:51,041
好吃嗎？

1369
01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,125
好吃

1370
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:54,458
那以後我們小緯夏天要多吃仙草

1371
01:28:54,541 --> 01:28:56,791
才不會頭暈暈想吐，知道嗎？

1372
01:28:56,875 --> 01:28:57,958
好

1373
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,416
我們挑魚的時候

1374
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,666
魚的眼睛要亮晶晶的

1375
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:04,458
身體要有彈性

1376
01:29:04,541 --> 01:29:06,416
鰓要是鮮紅色的

1377
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,708
如果都過關，就是好魚喔

1378
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,333
要收好喔

1379
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,958
對不起

1380
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:24,916
哥哥今天帶你去卡多多，好不好？

1381
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:25,833
好

1382
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,041
把我的票還我！

1383
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:37,791
沒關係，哥哥下次再帶你去

1384
01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,041
阿嬤中大獎了！

1385
01:29:54,125 --> 01:29:56,416
但是阿嬤每次都說自己中大獎

1386
01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,958
你每次都給阿嬤觸霉頭

1387
01:29:58,041 --> 01:29:59,625
阿嬤獎金不給你

1388
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:01,041
通通要給小緯

1389
01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:03,083
給小緯以後娶漂亮老婆

1390
01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:09,958
小緯，現在換你中大獎了

1391
01:30:10,041 --> 01:30:11,291
有想要去哪裡啊？

1392
01:30:11,375 --> 01:30:12,458
我要去海邊

1393
01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:14,416
去海邊喔？來

1394
01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:16,500
那爸爸開著新車

1395
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,916
載你們去海邊
教你們游泳，好不好？

1396
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,166
-好！
-好！

1397
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,041
我要蓋沙堡

1398
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:28,291
我也要蓋沙堡

1399
01:30:28,375 --> 01:30:29,541
那我要撿貝殼

1400
01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:30,791
我也要撿貝殼

1401
01:30:30,875 --> 01:30:33,125
許辰緯，你不要一直學我啦

1402
01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,791
那是因爲小緯最喜歡哥哥，對不對？

1403
01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:36,750
對

1404
01:30:36,833 --> 01:30:39,958
小緯最喜歡哥哥、爸爸
媽媽還有阿嬤

1405
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:42,958
聰明耶

1406
01:31:46,041 --> 01:31:47,208
不要走

1407
01:31:47,833 --> 01:31:49,083
你們不要走

1408
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,666
我想起來了

1409
01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:54,250
我都想起來了

1410
01:31:54,750 --> 01:31:56,375
拜託你們不要走

1411
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:25,375
警告你喔

1412
01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:28,166
那四隻電子雞是我們一起養的寵物

1413
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:30,166
不要再隨便亂送人了喔

1414
01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:35,041
哥哥

1415
01:32:35,125 --> 01:32:37,833
許辰緯，你知道雞如果死了會怎樣？

1416
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:39,541
會被哥哥揍

1417
01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:40,875
知道就好

1418
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:45,875
天啊

1419
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,250
不要哭

1420
01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:51,666
阿嬤會捨不得

1421
01:32:58,625 --> 01:32:59,583
阿嬤

1422
01:33:01,583 --> 01:33:02,833
阿嬤跟你說

1423
01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:06,416
做人應該要越挫越勇

1424
01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:09,041
你不要放棄

1425
01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:12,458
以後會有很多有趣的事在等你

1426
01:33:13,666 --> 01:33:14,708
阿緯

1427
01:33:14,791 --> 01:33:16,500
你長好大了啊

1428
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,291
又帥氣

1429
01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:20,500
媽

1430
01:33:20,583 --> 01:33:22,208
是不是很像我？

1431
01:33:22,916 --> 01:33:25,625
我們小緯比較英俊啦

1432
01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:31,083
為什麼都不告訴我啊？

1433
01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:33,000
那麼痛苦的事情

1434
01:33:33,083 --> 01:33:35,291
想不起來沒關係啦

1435
01:33:35,875 --> 01:33:37,791
那也是一種福氣

1436
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:40,833
人生有很多事情

1437
01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,291
都要自己去面對

1438
01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:46,041
你要是想不通的時候

1439
01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:48,458
過一段時間以後

1440
01:33:48,541 --> 01:33:49,708
你就會…

1441
01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,541
想不起來了？

1442
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:57,125
小緯

1443
01:34:16,375 --> 01:34:17,458
媽媽

1444
01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,625
小緯

1445
01:34:21,416 --> 01:34:22,583
媽媽

1446
01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:27,416
對不起

1447
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,458
你一定過得很辛苦，對不對？

1448
01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:35,583
不過媽媽現在知道

1449
01:34:35,666 --> 01:34:38,750
小緯已經是一個勇敢又堅強

1450
01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:42,250
可以獨立面對這個世界的大人了

1451
01:34:43,291 --> 01:34:44,541
所以媽媽

1452
01:34:45,291 --> 01:34:47,041
也可以安心放手了

1453
01:34:47,125 --> 01:34:48,250
不要

1454
01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:51,875
我不要

1455
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,083
小緯要記得喔

1456
01:34:54,875 --> 01:34:56,666
你不是孤單一個人

1457
01:34:57,791 --> 01:35:00,208
你有爸爸、有媽媽

1458
01:35:00,291 --> 01:35:01,541
有哥哥

1459
01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:02,875
還有阿嬤

1460
01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:04,250
知道嗎？

1461
01:35:09,958 --> 01:35:10,958
小緯

1462
01:35:11,791 --> 01:35:13,208
媽媽告訴你

1463
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,041
我們從來都沒有離開啊

1464
01:35:17,375 --> 01:35:18,458
在這裡

1465
01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:20,833
我們一直都在這裡

1466
01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:47,500
你好厲害呀

1467
01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:56,916
-用力
-加油…

1468
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:58,250
他快不行了啦

1469
01:35:58,333 --> 01:35:59,916
快點

1470
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,500
快點啦，快

1471
01:36:06,791 --> 01:36:08,666
-快起來，看得到的
-左邊

1472
01:36:08,750 --> 01:36:11,041
-左邊…
-快起來，拜託

1473
01:36:11,125 --> 01:36:13,416
左邊…

1474
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:15,416
他看了…

1475
01:36:20,916 --> 01:36:23,416
-來…擊掌！
-擊掌！

1476
01:36:25,875 --> 01:36:27,833
來，媽媽抱抱

1477
01:38:07,083 --> 01:38:09,041
-這我來端
-小心燙喔

1478
01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:10,333
好香喔

1479
01:38:10,416 --> 01:38:11,541
不要偷吃喔

1480
01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:13,750
來，圍爐囉

1481
01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:17,250
-吃飯了，爺爺
-好

1482
01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:19,666
謝謝你們，我很開心

1483
01:38:20,291 --> 01:38:23,208
你們倆要快點結婚的話

1484
01:38:23,291 --> 01:38:25,041
那我就更開心了

1485
01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:27,875
這麼快結婚太便宜他了

1486
01:38:27,958 --> 01:38:29,666
人家這是暗示你

1487
01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:32,833
求婚的戒指就不能太便宜

1488
01:38:32,916 --> 01:38:34,041
爺爺，我沒有這個意思

1489
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,500
你不要亂說

1490
01:38:36,041 --> 01:38:39,000
我幫你們倆拍張美美的照片吧

1491
01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:40,750
-好啊
-拍照啊？

1492
01:38:40,833 --> 01:38:41,958
好

1493
01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:43,416
爺爺等一下也一起拍喔

1494
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:44,500
好

1495
01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:45,875
要拍了啊

1496
01:38:45,958 --> 01:38:47,000
準備

1497
01:38:47,625 --> 01:38:48,625
三

1498
01:38:49,291 --> 01:38:50,291
二

1499
01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:51,416
一

1500
01:43:42,291 --> 01:43:47,291
（根據金英卓所指導韓國電影
《開心鬼上身》改編）