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今天就是除夕夜

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民众纷纷赶着返乡过年

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交通状况带您关心

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国道南下车潮持续涌现

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台铁、高铁站

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一早也已经涌进大批民众

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大包小包

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希望尽快回家和家人团聚

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是的 主播 今天是过年的重头戏

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除夕团圆

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饭店业者也借着年菜商机

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推出团圆饭桌晚宴

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可以看到现场是相当热闹

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大厨们从早上就开始为团圆饭

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摆盘出多道经典的年菜

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炒热了过年的气氛

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每年过年

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中秋节

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圣诞节

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在大家开心庆祝的时候

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我都觉得自己是多余的

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我不知道我活着是为了什么

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我累了

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（常爷爷
深坑区东照路4巷25弄16号）

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（残忍拒绝订单）

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爷爷

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你订的餐来了

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我没有订餐啊

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（订单查询 目前没有订单）

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明明有啊

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没有

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没关系啦

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大过年

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当老天爷请你吃饭

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今天是除夕夜

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你的家人怎么都没来看你？

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人生就是这样

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一个人来 一个人去

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哪一天你要老了

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你就明白了

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爷爷

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外面那个楼梯不好走啊

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你自己一次要多买一些食物放着

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我要真饿了

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那你就再送东西来嘛

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很多民众都希望新的一年好运旺旺来

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彩券行过年买气非常旺

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刮刮乐更是大受欢迎

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陆老师也分享了
几个招财开运的小诀窍

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祝福民众新的一年财运…

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我知道活着不容易

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但是没想到

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死也那么难

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我已经搞砸21次了

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虽然我的人生过得很失败

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但至少这件事

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我一定要成功

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再见了 这个世界

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一切到此为止吧

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休息时间已经到了

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过夜要加500

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要加钱吗？

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对不起

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网络说这里也出过事

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应该不会造成太多麻烦

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干！

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有够倒霉的

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出过事就不麻烦吗？

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建议电击

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按下电击按钮

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已经电击

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开始心肺复苏

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病人回来啰

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先生 听得到我声音吗？先生

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这样会痛吗？先生

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4090呼叫

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车上一名男性患者 年龄27岁

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好像有一度停止心跳

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给予心肺复苏术
自动体外除颤器电击三次

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目前患者已恢复心跳及呼吸

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预计五分钟后抵达馨宁医院

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请馨宁医院做好急救准备

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我不想再一个人了

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拜托

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我不要再一个人

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不要怕

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你不是一个人

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是天使吗？

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这个地方果然好多了

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拜拜

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我先走啰

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看来

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我又失败了

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先生 不好意思

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这里不能抽烟

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先生

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这里不能抽烟 你不知道吗？

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不是 是他

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我老板跑路以后

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我们工厂就被查封

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我的存款都被骗走了

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所以你是因为这样才想不开的？

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我是觉得

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现在死了

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跟老了以后死了

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好像也没什么差别

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但是不知道为什么

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我好像死不了

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虽然很短暂 但…

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你的呼吸确实停止过耶

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健康状况很正常

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不过不能排除有后遗症的可能

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对了

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听说你有个朋友？

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朋友？

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就是他怂恿你去自杀的吗？

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不是啦

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我们刚刚才见面

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那是其他朋友？

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你们有听到吗？

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听到什么？

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-你怎么躲在里面啊？
-谁？

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对不起

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她为什么躲在这里哭啊？

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-准备住院
-你怎么躲在这里啊？

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有人在里面是吗？

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对不起

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没关系喔 别怕

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我带你出来喔

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-手给我
-先生 这里很小啦

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不会有人躲在里面啦

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-好 这个给我们就好了 没事
-医生

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-她为什么被关在里面？
-温柔一点

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-为什么要把她关在里面？
-不会 我们会把她…

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303那个看护

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他一直在讲电话

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还有

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305那个奶奶

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她不知道又把别人的遥控器
藏去哪里了

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这不是你的工作吗？

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你是都不用管喔？

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护士小姐

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你怎么长得那么漂亮？

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几岁了？

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35就不要再挑了

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挑到最后只剩一个卖龙眼的

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你现在正青春

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还不知道要烦恼

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我看来看去

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还是觉得小儿科那个不错啦

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还是你喜欢什么类型的？

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年轻人

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不能这样头低低愁眉苦脸 这样不好

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阿姨 很晚了

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你早点休息喔

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新朋友吗？

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不是

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没想到后遗症这么严重

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算了啦

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反正都要死了

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疯了也没差吧

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掉下去一定会变番茄酱

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喂

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小朋友 你在干吗？

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我学你的啊

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为什么你可以 我不行？

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很危险啦 你先下来好不好？

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不要闹喔

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小心！

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天啊 现在是什么状况啦？

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我抓到了

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接到了

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超砰的 怎么做到的？

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你们不是人

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比起病床

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这里有比较好睡吗？

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是你朋友叫你睡在这里的啊？

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朋友？

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他们都不见了耶

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朋友都不见了？

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太好了

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恭喜你 你可以出院了

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（新北市地方法院封条）

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年轻人 身体借一下

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我先用

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我先来啦

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-你后面排队
-打扰了

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不要！

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一、二、三、四

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新来的帅哥很会跳

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二、二、三、四、五、六、七、八

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现在是怎样？

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这个大姐拿我的身体在干吗啦？

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很丢脸耶

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我从来没有抽过烟

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现在一次抽那么多

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要是得肺癌怎么办啊？

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（棋中不语真君子
起手无回大丈夫）

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喂 不行啦

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-怎么这样啊？
-你怎么会这样下啦？

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-真浪费
-抱歉啦

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（大车轮）

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喂

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过来

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不要跑

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许辰纬

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像你这种从鬼门关走回来的人

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有时候确实是会这样

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频率碰在一起的时候

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就会这样

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你不用怕啦

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他们不会害你啦

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不是啦

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我是想问

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有没有什么方法可以把他们送走？

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他们每天都跟着我 又上我的身

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实在很困扰

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因缘未了

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不管怎么送都送不走

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你这关过

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保证活到120岁

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不好意思

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-不要挤啦
-过去一点好吗？

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但是我不想活那么久啊

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活着好累喔

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人生在世 大家都很累

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干吗跟着我啦？

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谁跟你啊？

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有病喔？

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那我现在要怎么办啊？

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心愿

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他们不走就是有心愿

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他们想要什么 就给他们什么

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他们如果满意 自然就会离开

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余景天

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（税款催缴通知书）

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余景天

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（公寓大厦管理委员会
本期管理费）

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余景天是你哥吧？

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你们要干吗？

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干吗？

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你哥欠了一屁股债

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-欠债还钱啦
-喂

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你们哪户的啊？

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居然敢在走廊上给我抽烟

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我警告你们喔

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我已经…

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叫保安上来了喔

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叫余景天赶快还钱啦

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不然你长这么漂亮

251
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,291
我也不敢保证不会发生什么事

252
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:29,458
（新北市地方法院封条）

253
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,666
-好丑喔
-吓死人

254
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,041
那个…

255
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,041
我想问一下

256
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:53,000
你们能不能去找别人啊？

257
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,000
还是我可以送你们去哪里啊？

258
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,083
你看 你们身上穿的都比我好啊

259
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,083
你们活着的时候

260
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,750
过的生活一定也很不错

261
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,375
跟着我没有什么好处

262
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,416
心愿

263
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,375
他们不走就是有心愿

264
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,000
好啦

265
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,833
不然你们有什么愿望

266
00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:24,458
来不及完成的那种？

267
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,250
不管是什么

268
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,583
我来帮你们完成

269
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,750
结束了以后

270
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,791
拜托放过我 好不好？

271
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,250
好啊

272
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,416
（2022转身遇到爱）

273
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,666
（活动签到表）

274
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,916
廖淑贞

275
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,083
好的 来

276
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,125
贴好了啊

277
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,458
祝你今天成功

278
00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,041
谢谢

279
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,208
就是她啦

280
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,625
天啊 阿好 你是吃了什么仙丹？

281
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,875
-先生
-怎么都不会老？

282
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:01,833
贵姓？

283
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:04,833
我姓许

284
00:19:04,916 --> 00:19:06,583
许

285
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:07,625
有

286
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,000
来 许先生 来 这边请

287
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,500
-我不是啦
-活动就快要开始了

288
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,541
这年轻人第一次都是比较害羞的

289
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,750
但是别担心

290
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,000
-好姨会好好照顾你们的
-没有

291
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,041
-来 这边请
-你搞错了

292
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,791
-阿好啊 哎哟喂呀
-你的位置就在这里 坐

293
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,583
等一下你们年轻人就好好聊一聊

294
00:19:22,666 --> 00:19:24,375
有什么问题再问好姨我 好吗？

295
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,875
加油 我先去忙啰

296
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,375
不是啦 阿好 那是我啦

297
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,375
阿好 我啦

298
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,625
哎哟喂呀

299
00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,958
你不是应该要帮我说什么？

300
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,250
余小姐 里面请

301
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,500
（告别单身）

302
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,000
天使

303
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,625
啥？

304
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,750
（跟屁虫 明天要不要一起吃饭？
到了吗？）

305
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,958
（我已经帮你报名联谊了
不能退费！）

306
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,791
（余景天 你死定了）

307
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
（带个妹夫回来喔）

308
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:21,458
是你喔？

309
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:24,875
你认识我？

310
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,125
我在旅馆救过你

311
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,250
我是救护员

312
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750
相逢即是有缘

313
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,041
请各位帅哥美女们把握接下来的时间

314
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,708
跟对面的有缘人交流交心

315
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,291
我们计时七分钟

316
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,333
开始

317
00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:45,750
我叫余筱茵

318
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,666
你的名字很特别喔

319
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:48,666
怎么念啊？

320
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,291
（许丕寔）

321
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,625
“许…”

322
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,625
这不是我的名字 我不会念

323
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,750
女生都喜欢有学问的男生啊

324
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,583
你就有边念边 没边读中间

325
00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,708
这又不是我的名字
我干吗读中间啦？

326
00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:04,000
-怎么不识字啊？
-我们联谊都这样啦

327
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:04,916
不是啦

328
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,750
把妹的招数 我来啦

329
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,708
小姐

330
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:12,958
可以还给我吗？

331
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:13,916
什么？

332
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,958
可以把我的心

333
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:23,041
还给我吗？

334
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:25,916
小姐

335
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:28,666
哈啰

336
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,583
那你可以把我救你的时间还给我吗？

337
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,375
对不起

338
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,750
-这我没办法
-你不是说你可以？

339
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,958
-刚刚…刚刚那是…
-你这样谁会理你啦？

340
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:38,458
-你不会你要讲啊
-你说什么？

341
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,000
-你行你来啦
-好啊

342
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,166
不要

343
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,250
-不好意思喔
-不好意思喔

344
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:52,250
-刚刚是他太失礼了啦
-刚刚是他太失礼了啦

345
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,541
我们重新来一遍喔

346
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,541
这里有小游戏

347
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,625
另一半和你妈妈掉进水里面
你会先救谁？

348
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,625
我没有另外一半 我妈过世了

349
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,708
这段时间

350
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,541
你一定过得很辛苦吧？

351
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,875
你不要哭啦

352
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:25,375
你不要哭啦

353
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,166
对不起

354
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,125
喂

355
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,708
-我吸不到气
-吸不到气？

356
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,291
好热

357
00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,458
你有胸闷吗？还是心脏不舒服？

358
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:41,583
她好主动

359
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:43,333
好主动

360
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:44,500
你没事吧？

361
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:45,875
-有事
-没事啦

362
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,416
-没…没事
-有事

363
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,208
-没事
-有困难啦

364
00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:50,625
-有困难
-有事？

365
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,000
-有困难
-有困难

366
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,000
-有困难？
-有事

367
00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:55,125
-你跟她说有困难
-心有困难

368
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,416
很好玩是不是？

369
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,958
你知不知道我们救护人员
常常冒着生命危险救人？

370
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,500
你们不但不感激

371
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:07,125
还老是装病寻死

372
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,583
你知不知道我们的时间很宝贵啊？

373
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:15,125
这个你要吃吗？不吃可以给我吃吗？

374
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,583
这个女的怎么这样啦？

375
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:31,500
奇怪耶 东西吃完就要走

376
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,875
-这位美女 我们活动还没结束耶
-小气 不给我吃蛋糕

377
00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:35,000
我很久没吃耶

378
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,333
-你是在讲什么啦？
-乱七八糟

379
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,666
先生

380
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:41,958
这是你吗？

381
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,791
你怎么会假冒别人的身份
来参加联谊啊？

382
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,125
你让我怎么对这位先生交代啊？

383
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:51,041
连一点点会费、报名费都不交的人

384
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,250
你是怎么跟人家交女朋友啦？

385
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,000
我不是来交女朋友的啦

386
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,833
我来找老菜脯

387
00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,500
你是骗鬼没喝过水喔？

388
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,041
来

389
00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,666
看清楚

390
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,083
我这里哪里像是卖老菜脯的？

391
00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:06,708
对不起啦

392
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:09,000
不好意思 许先生

393
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,000
-奇怪耶
-喂

394
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,916
-你干吗跟她说对不起？
-你跟她说对不起干吗？

395
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
-你莫名其妙
-男子汉一点

396
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,583
来 美眉为您服务

397
00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,208
-许先生 我们这边走
-这边请

398
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:19,000
-有点男子气概好吗？别回去
-她是什么东西你知道吗？莫名其妙

399
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,750
（2022公务员联谊活动会场）

400
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:24,458
你这个行为就叫做诈欺
你懂不懂啊？

401
00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:27,166
今天我是不可能原谅你的 我要报警

402
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,666
好了啦 你这个曾美好

403
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,041
22年前你给我客户名单拿走

404
00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:33,916
我也可以叫警察把你抓起来喔

405
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,375
走 来去派出所 打什么电话？

406
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,625
等一下

407
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,125
你这个人是怎么了啦？

408
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,625
什么22年前啊？

409
00:24:40,708 --> 00:24:41,750
你也拜托一下

410
00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:43,875
22年前你还在包尿布

411
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,291
你真是的

412
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,166
-对啦
-对啦

413
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,916
-全世界你最棒啦
-全世界你最棒啦

414
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
-不知道是谁
-不知道是谁

415
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:55,208
-三更半夜被先生赶出去
-三更半夜被先生赶出去

416
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,583
只穿一件性感睡衣

417
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:01,125
哭哭啼啼地来找我

418
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,458
-红色那件啊
-红色那件啊

419
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:03,458
-有没有？
-有没有？

420
00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:06,458
-没几块布又超贵
-没几块布又超贵

421
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:09,458
-是我本人带你去买的 你记得吗？
-是我本人带你去买的 你记得吗？

422
00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:12,791
阿姐

423
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:20,750
找到了

424
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,833
你真的是阿姐？

425
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:23,916
不是啦

426
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,500
你阿姐在那

427
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:31,750
-阿姐
-快打开

428
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,500
其实我很思念你

429
00:25:34,583 --> 00:25:37,041
我很谢谢你以前那么照顾我

430
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,625
-现在公司还算不错啦
-里面有一个塑料袋

431
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:41,666
给它拿出来

432
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:42,958
我不要

433
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,708
都帮你找到菜脯了 我收工了啦

434
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:46,083
天啊

435
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,791
你是皮在痒喔？

436
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,125
没关系 我自己来

437
00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:18,166
（鑫元宝彩券行）

438
00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:19,750
我要领奖

439
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:23,541
这是古董耶

440
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,958
我们没在做这个啦

441
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,666
这我爸开出的没有错

442
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,583
但都过期20几年了 不能领了啦

443
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:29,791
过期？

444
00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,041
过期还是有中奖啊

445
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:34,416
去给我叫他老爸出来 让我跟他讲

446
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:39,500
老板就说已经过期了啊

447
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,083
人家也是要开门做生意的嘛

448
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,833
难道是我愿意死那么久才来吗？

449
00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,791
就真的已经过期了啊

450
00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,416
我看算了啦

451
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:50,833
我有烧一间美国银行

452
00:26:50,916 --> 00:26:53,750
跟一卡车的美金给你

453
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,666
你有收到吗？

454
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,666
他看得到你耶

455
00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,166
不好意思啦

456
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,500
我爸失智了

457
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:01,916
我们帮不上忙啦

458
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,125
你记得吗？我中头奖

459
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,041
有吗？

460
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,666
我中头奖啊

461
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,791
你…

462
00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,083
记得吗？我中头奖啊

463
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:13,750
你看 单子在这

464
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,833
你怎么现在才来？

465
00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:20,375
我烧给你的银行跟美金

466
00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:22,166
有收到吗？

467
00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:23,583
收个屁啦

468
00:27:23,666 --> 00:27:25,416
什么死人骨头都没有收到

469
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,708
快跟你儿子讲

470
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,375
把奖金还给我啦

471
00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:29,958
怎么可能？

472
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:33,375
我一边烧一边叫你的名字

473
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:34,875
哎哟喂呀

474
00:27:34,958 --> 00:27:36,500
快跟你儿子讲

475
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,708
快点把我的奖金还给我啦

476
00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:45,250
老伴

477
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,000
你在那边过得好吗？

478
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:51,458
怎么都没来梦中找我啦？

479
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,208
我很想你

480
00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,083
帅哥

481
00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:00,000
都那么久了

482
00:28:00,833 --> 00:28:02,458
你还想不开呀？

483
00:28:02,541 --> 00:28:03,875
对不起啦

484
00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:06,000
你在世的时候

485
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,208
应该要对你好一点

486
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,375
把爷爷推进去

487
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,458
你还在怨叹

488
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,458
抱歉啦

489
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,250
应该要对你好一点才对

490
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:36,916
那个组头是你爱人喔？

491
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:38,916
是你个头啦

492
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,291
上辈子的事 说那个要干吗？

493
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:45,416
那你不相认一下吗？

494
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:47,791
说不定我可以帮你

495
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,291
死去的人不要纠缠活着的人

496
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,958
像你？

497
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,416
活着的时候要好好活

498
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,833
不要这么要死要活

499
00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:57,958
有听到吗？

500
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,625
我要这些钱

501
00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:03,583
是因为我跟我孙子说好的

502
00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:05,791
要让他娶漂亮老婆

503
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,458
真好

504
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,250
-救护车来了
-年轻人 怎么打成这样子啊？

505
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,458
-要扶你起来吗？你没事吧？
-我没事 我先走

506
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:24,375
-先生
-怎么走了？

507
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,625
先生 你好 我是救护人员 先生

508
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,208
麻烦你稍等

509
00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,250
余景天

510
00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:39,625
联谊还好吗？

511
00:29:42,416 --> 00:29:43,708
很痛耶

512
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,750
为什么会这样？

513
00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:48,541
没事啦

514
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,500
还不是都他们大惊小怪
干吗叫救护车？

515
00:29:51,583 --> 00:29:53,625
什么叫没事？你都伤成这样了

516
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,291
自己压着

517
00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:57,250
还有哪里？

518
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,000
谁打的？

519
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:01,375
是去你家那些人吗？

520
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,000
不是啦

521
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,000
这里呢？

522
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,083
很痛耶

523
00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:09,750
（银楼）

524
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:16,041
（祥盈珠宝银楼 卖 金手镯）

525
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,750
你把妈的手镯拿去卖了？

526
00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:21,041
不是卖啦

527
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:22,875
周转

528
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,125
-钱呢？
-没有了啦

529
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,708
钱呢？什么叫没有了？

530
00:30:29,791 --> 00:30:31,041
出来就被他们拿走了啊

531
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:32,666
谁拿走了？钱呢？

532
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,041
钱呢？

533
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,291
好 我们先送他去医院可以吗？

534
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,250
下雨天没有月亮

535
00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:55,791
你不觉得每次看到月亮
就感觉好像看到妈在对我们笑吗？

536
00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:58,208
妈看到你这样 笑得出来才有鬼

537
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,000
那是妈的东西耶

538
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,166
你要卖都不用先问我吗？

539
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,875
跟你讲又不会答应

540
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:10,625
不是 我这次真的
遇到一个很好的投资机会

541
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:14,625
好 我过几天就去把它赎回来
好不好？

542
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:19,541
干吗？

543
00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:20,916
好痛 你帮我拿一下

544
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,958
干吗？你哪里痛啊？

545
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:25,875
-哪里痛？
-这里

546
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,208
怎么了吗？

547
00:31:30,458 --> 00:31:31,833
听起来很正常啊

548
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,791
妈不是说

549
00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,583
只要心还在跳

550
00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:36,541
就…

551
00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,041
一切就会没事

552
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:42,875
你真的很烦耶

553
00:31:42,958 --> 00:31:45,375
你不要拿妈的话
出来当挡箭牌 好不好？

554
00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:48,416
余景天 我真的很懒得念你喔

555
00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:50,666
我是你妹 不是你妈耶

556
00:31:51,916 --> 00:31:53,291
你不是我妹

557
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,416
你是我的跟屁虫

558
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,750
跟屁虫

559
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,458
-喂 你干吗？
-跟屁虫

560
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,166
跑慢一点啦

561
00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:02,166
还在演

562
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:05,333
-没有 真的痛
-下雨天演半天烦不烦啊？

563
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:06,541
没有在演啦

564
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,333
你还好吗？

565
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,166
哪里不舒服？

566
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,625
我帮你检查一下

567
00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,833
早安

568
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,875
-你在梦什么？
-你谈恋爱了

569
00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,208
-梦到天使小姐喔？
-没有啦

570
00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:33,541
什么时候

571
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:36,166
轮到我的卡多多啊？

572
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,083
你们不累喔？

573
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,583
你瞧不起我是鬼吗？

574
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:52,750
故意带我来这种鬼地方

575
00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:55,208
-我…
-你不想帮忙就算了

576
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:57,083
我会一辈子跟在你身边

577
00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,750
不让你去死

578
00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:09,750
对不起啦

579
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:12,375
我的钱就只够玩这个啊

580
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,916
而且天气不好也不是我害的

581
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,500
你不要跟我对不起啦

582
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:20,666
我妈给我的钱也只够玩这个啊

583
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,250
那…

584
00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,041
玩完这个

585
00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:30,750
你的心愿也算是达成了 对不对？

586
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,500
我们才刚开始耶

587
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,166
我的球

588
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,625
你们干吗丢我啦？

589
00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:46,708
这是什么东西啊？

590
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:47,916
快停下来啦！

591
00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,541
我要玩这个

592
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:53,166
你刚刚已经玩那么多了

593
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,541
你到底有几个愿望啦？

594
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:57,750
我不管 我就是要这个

595
00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,291
（选物贩卖机）

596
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:00,250
弟弟

597
00:34:00,791 --> 00:34:01,916
-你怎么了？
-弟弟

598
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,333
-怎么办？他流了好多汗
-听得到妈妈叫你吗？

599
00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:05,875
-刚刚不是还好好的？
-弟弟

600
00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:07,250
他看起来很不舒服耶

601
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,125
他脸看起来超红的 没事吧？

602
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:10,375
给他一点空气

603
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,750
-有人有水吗？
-弟弟

604
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:16,916
这拿给他

605
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,666
-谢谢
-来

606
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,708
他应该是中暑了

607
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,625
弟弟 你听得到妈妈吗？

608
00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:29,208
弟弟

609
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,625
弟弟 你还好吗？

610
00:34:32,708 --> 00:34:34,208
你好 我们是救护人员

611
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:42,416
先生 谢谢你 后面交给我们可以了

612
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,041
醒了

613
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,708
-请问你是家属吗？
-我是妈妈

614
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:48,750
那妈妈 你有水吗？

615
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:49,791
有水的话 小朋友醒了

616
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:50,833
-可以先让他喝一下
-这里

617
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,416
-谢谢
-你有没有怎么样？

618
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:55,250
你不舒服要跟姐姐说 知道吗？

619
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,041
黄色的咕咕鸡 我来啰

620
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,500
驾

621
00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:04,291
夹到啦

622
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,208
-太棒了
-再一次

623
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:09,041
-太棒了
-太棒了

624
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:11,833
绿色的咕咕鸡 我来了

625
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:14,750
驾

626
00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:17,708
太棒了 夹到啦！

627
00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,125
-咕咕咕
-我们也去夹看看

628
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:22,166
咕咕咕

629
00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:24,416
太棒了！

630
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:28,791
这么巧

631
00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:30,708
你的外套

632
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:32,541
谢谢

633
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,625
刚刚那个小孩还好吗？

634
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:37,750
多亏你 他好多了

635
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:40,875
你很厉害耶

636
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,208
这都你夹的喔？

637
00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,708
你喜欢吗？送你一个

638
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:46,125
这是我赢的

639
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,500
凭什么你说送就送啊？

640
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,500
真的要送给我吗？这怎么玩？

641
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:52,375
为什么拿我的电子鸡去谈恋爱啦？

642
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:55,708
我哪有拿你的电子鸡去谈恋爱？

643
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,958
反正你那么多只
就送她一只又没关系

644
00:35:58,041 --> 00:35:59,583
我就是要四只啊

645
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,250
我奶奶说三就散了

646
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,458
鸡会走散

647
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,125
电子鸡不会走散啦

648
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:05,916
就送她一只 拜托啦

649
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,083
你在跟谁讲话？

650
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,000
电话号码

651
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,791
给我你的电话号码

652
00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:13,000
这样我才知道我的鸡过得好不好

653
00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:22,791
你不要这样啦

654
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,166
送她一只有什么关系嘛？

655
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,333
死掉了人跟想死的人

656
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:28,333
最不需要的东西就是玩具啊

657
00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,750
不死就好啦

658
00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:31,333
你以为活着有比较好喔？

659
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:33,333
那你以为死了很好喔？

660
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:36,291
小朋友 你不是说玩一下就好？

661
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:39,625
他不是小朋友啦 他是小气鬼

662
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,208
小气鬼喝凉水

663
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:44,125
喝完凉水变嘟嘟鬼呀

664
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,250
我哪有？

665
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,458
-你有
-你有

666
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:47,541
我没有

667
00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,333
-你才有
-你爱爸爸吗？

668
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,000
-爱
-你们坐好啦

669
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,000
-那妈妈呢？
-爱

670
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,208
真的喔？

671
00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:56,625
-你知道吗？爸爸妈妈也好爱你喔
-我等下拿猪肉吊你的嘴巴

672
00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:58,666
-来啊
-要的 来就来

673
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,750
-记得拿猪肉 再嘟啊
-来啊

674
00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:01,875
嘴巴再嘟啊

675
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,250
你的才可以

676
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,500
嘟嘟鬼

677
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,958
你这个恶魔

678
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:14,166
陈董 你放心

679
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,250
这一次绝对是稳的 好吗？

680
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:19,333
我真的也丢超多了 你放心啦

681
00:37:19,416 --> 00:37:20,500
没问题啊

682
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:22,833
谢谢

683
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,291
好 拜拜

684
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,041
送你

685
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,083
这什么？

686
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,916
让你增加女人味的东西

687
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,125
你现在穿的那个球鞋

688
00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,375
实在太糟蹋我送你的洋装了

689
00:37:47,958 --> 00:37:48,958
丑死

690
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,625
对了 十块

691
00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:52,166
你怎么有钱买这个？

692
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:55,958
我跟你说
我现在投资那个矿机准备要赚大钱

693
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,208
十块 不要害我倒霉

694
00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,291
我拜托你

695
00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:04,833
有钱先拿去还钱庄 好不好？

696
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,041
不要老是让人家担心好不好？

697
00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:09,708
-烦耶
-那边我已经稍微处理了

698
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,291
什么叫稍微处理啊？

699
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,958
反正已经搞定了啦

700
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:15,583
最好

701
00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:21,291
你干吗看房子啊？

702
00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:24,083
你不是说你要住在大阳台的房子吗？

703
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:25,875
我接下来要赚大钱

704
00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:27,666
怎么可以让你继续住宿舍？

705
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,583
先担心你自己吧

706
00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:47,750
谁送的？

707
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,125
男朋友？

708
00:38:50,041 --> 00:38:51,208
干你屁事啊？

709
00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,666
我先讲好喔

710
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,625
如果你要交往的话 先过我这关

711
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,875
我可是你的家长

712
00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,083
我才比较像家长吧？

713
00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,666
你是我的跟屁虫

714
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,083
我才是你的家长

715
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:04,666
你真的很幼稚

716
00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:07,791
这间怎么样？

717
00:39:10,541 --> 00:39:11,833
260平方米？

718
00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,583
你疯了吗？要怎么打扫啊？

719
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,708
-所谓的家人、朋友
-你白痴喔？请人打扫啊

720
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,583
-你白痴喔？我不需要这么大的房子
-是不是就算吵吵闹闹

721
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,250
还是会关心彼此

722
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,833
互相陪伴？

723
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,666
有鬼啊

724
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,416
-你也太夸张了吧？
-对啊 这有什么好怕的？

725
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,333
如果他们是人就好了

726
00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:52,916
找到了 那台 那边

727
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,208
就是那台啦

728
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,166
快点 那边

729
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,375
就是那台喔？

730
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:57,416
你的愿望

731
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,416
就只是在那台车上抽根烟喔？

732
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,541
没有错

733
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,916
就是这么简单啦

734
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:10,750
天啊

735
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,250
怎么那么黑啦？

736
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,166
走左边喔

737
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,625
-好
-好

738
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:29,458
干吗啦？

739
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,500
我觉得我们还是不要去好了啦

740
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:32,708
为什么？

741
00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:35,458
这里阴森森的 好恐怖耶

742
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,416
有你们几个在 当然阴森森的啊

743
00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,291
-对喔
-对喔

744
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,416
我之前

745
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,750
有碰过一个女鬼

746
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,333
那个五官

747
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,000
都没有脸耶

748
00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:53,958
头360度地转

749
00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:55,541
很恐怖耶

750
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,208
我觉得我们不要找了啦

751
00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,875
等一下会遇到她

752
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,666
她如果没有脸

753
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:04,625
你怎么知道她头转360度？

754
00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:09,250
我就知道你是天才

755
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,416
找到了

756
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,916
你要吓死人喔？

757
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:27,083
我找到了

758
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,083
赶快进来啊

759
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,208
你不是想要在这台车里面抽根烟？

760
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,208
我现在不想了啦

761
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,291
我们花那么多力气才找到这台车

762
00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:48,958
你现在说不想是什么意思啊？

763
00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:51,541
你平常不是抽得很厉害？

764
00:41:51,625 --> 00:41:54,375
现在抽一根是怎样？做不到喔？

765
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:57,875
-对啊 如果是我早就抽完了
-好了啦

766
00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,208
算了啦

767
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,916
反正我做不到的事情也很多

768
00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:19,625
如果下辈子可以活得有用一点就好了

769
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,375
那我烟放在这里喔

770
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:08,458
-什么状况啦？
-快走

771
00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,375
好像有人来了 我们赶快走吧

772
00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,625
-好 来走
-快走

773
00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:13,416
-干
-你干吗啦？

774
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:15,916
干！

775
00:43:18,416 --> 00:43:19,958
（空车）

776
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,500
干 别跑！

777
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,583
你怎么可以把车开走啦？

778
00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:32,875
钥匙插在上面

779
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,041
一直暗示我啊

780
00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:36,083
而且我想牵车去一个地方

781
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:38,208
想去一个地方也不一定要开车去吧？

782
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:40,416
就突然想要开车去个地方啊

783
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:43,958
怎么那么烦啊？

784
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,750
看我怎么甩掉你

785
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,708
-厉不厉害啊？
-厉害

786
00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:00,958
-帅不帅呀？
-帅

787
00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,041
前面！

788
00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:10,708
不要紧张

789
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:12,958
意外啦

790
00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:49,583
干 偷车啊？

791
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:51,291
给我下来！

792
00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:57,791
大哥

793
00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:58,833
你听我说啦

794
00:44:58,916 --> 00:45:00,208
说遗言啦

795
00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,750
干你娘！

796
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,208
-喂？肥仔
-喂？

797
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:11,291
什么事？

798
00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,666
那辆车没装电瓶啊

799
00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,708
你怎么开走的啊？

800
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:41,125
大哥 怎么会…

801
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,291
抱歉

802
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:43,333
大哥

803
00:45:50,041 --> 00:45:51,250
你这个冒失鬼

804
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:54,541
不知道你奶奶我喊水会结冻
跺脚会地动？

805
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,125
你不怕死就来

806
00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:03,250
太棒了 看鬼片真的有用耶

807
00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,500
-合体
-合体

808
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,916
胆小鬼

809
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,625
胆小鬼

810
00:46:13,291 --> 00:46:15,041
胆小鬼

811
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:29,833
先生

812
00:46:29,916 --> 00:46:32,125
你听我说

813
00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:38,041
大哥 非常抱歉

814
00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,708
你别怕 他们没有恶意

815
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:40,833
是我的错

816
00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:49,208
那台车不是我…

817
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:50,291
我的错

818
00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:53,916
电瓶

819
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,958
晚安

820
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,333
又不是你的车

821
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,625
那么开心干吗？

822
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:19,416
兜风啊 当然开心啊

823
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,333
那你的车呢？

824
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:23,166
撞烂了啦

825
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,208
那你还开车喔？

826
00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:27,416
我原本不上车的耶

827
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,916
是你点了那个烟 我才…

828
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,625
那你应该早点跟我讲嘛

829
00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:32,458
吃饭会噎到

830
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:33,458
喝水会呛到

831
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,458
难道就不吃不喝喔？

832
00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,666
你也拜托一下

833
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,083
放轻松啦

834
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:39,541
对身体有益啦

835
00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,958
你都变成鬼了 头脑还那么不清楚

836
00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,791
很多事情

837
00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:45,583
想不通没有关系

838
00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:48,416
过一段时间就会…

839
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,833
就会怎样？

840
00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,083
想不起来

841
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,625
哪有你讲得那么容易？

842
00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,041
讲几句心灵鸡汤就没事

843
00:47:58,833 --> 00:47:59,916
你看

844
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,291
我抓得到风耶

845
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,458
不就是风吗？

846
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:13,708
有什么好稀奇？

847
00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:15,333
不只是风

848
00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:17,000
还有很多事情

849
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,458
我们是没有机会了啦

850
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:21,541
但你不一样耶

851
00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:24,083
你光明灯还很旺啊

852
00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,250
前途无限

853
00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:52,833
说起来

854
00:48:52,916 --> 00:48:55,625
我好像还是第一次来到海边

855
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:58,333
咸咸的

856
00:48:58,916 --> 00:49:00,125
黏黏的

857
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:03,416
这就是海的味道吗？

858
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:08,375
你结婚了吗？

859
00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:15,875
结婚是什么感觉？

860
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,083
结婚喔

861
00:49:18,916 --> 00:49:21,500
就是两个人住在一起啊

862
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:24,750
如果有小孩就变三个人啦

863
00:49:25,708 --> 00:49:27,208
这数学我也会啊

864
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:28,833
我是问

865
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,083
结婚好吗？

866
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,541
当然好啊

867
00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:35,416
原本是一个人的力量

868
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,166
现在变三个人的力量

869
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:38,916
哪有不好？

870
00:49:39,541 --> 00:49:41,666
那就要花三倍的力气耶

871
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,958
你不累喔？

872
00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:43,875
不会啊

873
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:45,208
如果觉得累

874
00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:46,458
再多生一个啊

875
00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:47,583
就变四个人的力量啊

876
00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,333
那就更累了啦

877
00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:53,875
人生哪有不累的啦？

878
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:55,958
但是

879
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,625
家人也可以变成靠山啊

880
00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:01,083
累的时候就靠一下啊

881
00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,250
对不对？

882
00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:09,791
从来都没有人可以让我靠一下

883
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:21,791
喂

884
00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,541
-你干吗？干吗脱鞋子啦？
-游泳啦

885
00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,416
我不要啦 我不会游泳耶

886
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,625
走啦

887
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:28,708
我没有学过啦

888
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,708
谁说的？学了就会了啦

889
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:31,916
-真的啦
-不会啦

890
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,166
我不要游泳啦

891
00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:35,625
不会啦 我教你一下就会了

892
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,416
-真的不要啦 拜托啦
-来啦

893
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,875
-拜托啦 不要啦
-没事

894
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:47,125
-我不要啦
-走啦

895
00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:51,833
好冰喔

896
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,958
救命啊 我快沉下去了

897
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,791
放轻松

898
00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:07,250
把身体往上仰

899
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:08,500
身体往上

900
00:51:08,583 --> 00:51:11,250
对 然后头往后仰

901
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:13,916
-头往后仰
-深呼吸 然后把手打开

902
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,208
他就飘起来了

903
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,458
你会游泳 说得当然容易啊

904
00:51:21,541 --> 00:51:23,541
慢慢仰

905
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:27,791
好像可以了耶

906
00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:29,916
感觉不错喔？

907
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,291
你要记得啊

908
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,458
以后当没人让你靠的时候

909
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:43,791
你就当自己的靠山

910
00:52:29,708 --> 00:52:31,750
不要担心

911
00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:34,375
应付警察我有一套

912
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:35,541
冷静一点啊

913
00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:39,500
警察先生

914
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,958
辛苦了

915
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:44,250
超速 驾照看一下

916
00:52:44,916 --> 00:52:48,333
R120202065啦

917
00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:56,416
（行动警察整合查询系统）

918
00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:01,708
（许英杰，殁）

919
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,291
你给这什么死人号码？

920
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:09,458
没驾照还敢开车？

921
00:53:09,541 --> 00:53:11,875
你跟他说车子不是你开的

922
00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:13,875
警察遇到一些灵异事件

923
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:14,833
可以理解的

924
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:15,750
跟他讲

925
00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,250
讲话啊

926
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,250
都是因为你

927
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:21,291
我到现在还不能下班

928
00:53:21,375 --> 00:53:22,708
讲话啊

929
00:53:22,791 --> 00:53:24,166
把你心里面所想的

930
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,750
大声地跟他说

931
00:53:27,041 --> 00:53:28,541
不要搞那么复杂啦

932
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,000
你不讲吗？

933
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,875
我来

934
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,500
你…你要干吗？

935
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:38,750
没有啦 他不讲我来讲啦

936
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,083
警察大人啊

937
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:41,250
请问一下

938
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,625
你现在是凭哪一条开我单？

939
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:46,708
-就这个 你看那个…
-其实车是我开的

940
00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,166
不是他开的

941
00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:50,000
我是有驾照的

942
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,708
我是开机场线的

943
00:53:51,791 --> 00:53:54,250
我还载过那个迈克尔·杰克逊

944
00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,291
迈克尔·杰克逊

945
00:53:56,791 --> 00:53:57,958
你知道吧？

946
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:02,250
看你这脸

947
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:04,250
憨憨呆呆

948
00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:07,083
来啦 我跳给你看

949
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,583
迈克尔·杰克逊早就死掉了

950
00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,916
-什么时候的事情啊？
-来

951
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,541
坐好

952
00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:31,333
打电话给你的家人

953
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,791
请他们来帮你把车子开回去

954
00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,291
我已经成年了

955
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:36,625
我是自己的监护人

956
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:37,875
不行

957
00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:39,541
打电话给你的家人

958
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,083
不要造成我的困扰

959
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:42,666
家人？

960
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,833
没有

961
00:54:45,291 --> 00:54:46,166
朋友

962
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:47,791
朋友总有吧？

963
00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,875
起来啦

964
00:54:56,916 --> 00:54:58,916
-妈 你怎么会来？
-好好走啦

965
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
不好意思

966
00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:02,375
-回家啦 走啦
-继续喝啦

967
00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:04,166
我要是不在你要怎么办啦？

968
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:07,000
-好好走啦
-等下还要去唱…

969
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:11,750
你们知道

970
00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:14,583
什么时候会特别想死吗？

971
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:17,625
像现在这种时候

972
00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:21,333
我从小到大都是一个人

973
00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:24,166
每次拍照

974
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:26,250
照片里都只有我

975
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,833
我也希望能有一个自己的家

976
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,708
有人可以每天晚上

977
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:35,375
陪我吃一顿热腾腾的晚餐

978
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,666
但是现在

979
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,958
甚至连一个可以来接我的人都没有

980
00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:44,875
没有人会安慰我

981
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:47,541
没有人在等我

982
00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,500
就算现在心跳停止了

983
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,791
也没有人会为我留下一滴眼泪

984
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:57,375
如果真的没有人需要我

985
00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:00,166
那我还活在这个世界上干吗？

986
00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:28,791
不好意思喔

987
00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:31,708
我不知道可以打给谁

988
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:34,375
没关系啦

989
00:56:35,208 --> 00:56:36,708
你都是一个人喔？

990
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:39,708
嗯

991
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,416
一个人就一个人啊 又没有关系

992
00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:47,333
我有时候也觉得家人很烦

993
00:56:48,416 --> 00:56:49,791
人都是这样啦

994
00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:52,250
有的时候就不想要

995
00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:54,333
没有的时候又想要有

996
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,958
不好意思喔 我太久没开手排

997
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:05,333
你放心 我一定会帮你开回家

998
00:57:05,416 --> 00:57:07,125
你已经比我厉害多了

999
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,208
我连车都不会开

1000
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:11,875
你不会开车？

1001
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,208
那不然刚刚谁开的啊？鬼开的喔？

1002
00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:17,666
小姐 车要被你弄坏了啦

1003
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:19,500
换速

1004
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,958
换速啦

1005
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,875
你现在是有什么困难啦？

1006
00:57:27,958 --> 00:57:29,500
我来帮你排解

1007
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,791
这车是无辜的

1008
00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:32,458
这样你有明了吗？

1009
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:34,750
来啦 我教你

1010
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,208
就是这样啦

1011
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,916
手要抓紧紧 不要放开

1012
00:58:00,791 --> 00:58:02,208
你家住这里喔？

1013
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,958
老板的

1014
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,708
我只是借住

1015
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,250
谢谢

1016
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:21,250
不会

1017
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:31,750
再见

1018
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,208
再见

1019
00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,333
去

1020
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,250
-你脚是抽筋了是不是？
-快点啊

1021
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:51,333
去

1022
00:58:51,416 --> 00:58:52,500
-去
-你现在是怎样？

1023
00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:53,750
-去啊
-快点去

1024
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,250
-快去
-一、二、三 往前跑啊

1025
00:58:55,333 --> 00:58:56,625
还犹豫什么？

1026
00:58:56,708 --> 00:58:57,875
-往前跑
-快点啦

1027
00:58:57,958 --> 00:58:59,375
你可以的

1028
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:04,791
-年轻人很会跑喔
-加油

1029
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,791
跑很快喔

1030
00:59:22,916 --> 00:59:24,916
我刚好想去吃碗仙草

1031
00:59:25,791 --> 00:59:27,083
你要一起吗？

1032
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,208
今天太晚了

1033
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:32,416
下次吧

1034
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,333
你很喜欢月亮喔？

1035
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,000
嗯

1036
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,125
那个…

1037
01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:05,666
我可以问你一个问题吗？

1038
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:07,875
嗯

1039
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,166
刚刚在警察局

1040
01:00:11,083 --> 01:00:11,916
怎么会…

1041
01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:16,875
对不起

1042
01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:18,875
你吓到了喔？

1043
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,541
我妈过世前身体一直很差

1044
01:00:26,083 --> 01:00:28,583
每次我跟我哥只要害怕的时候

1045
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:31,208
她就会拉我们到她的怀里

1046
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,750
听她的心跳声

1047
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:35,041
她说

1048
01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:37,875
心只要还在跳

1049
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,166
一切都会好的

1050
01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,083
所以我就养成这种习惯

1051
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,375
还可以吗？

1052
01:00:57,708 --> 01:00:59,083
我的心跳声

1053
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,750
很好啊

1054
01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:07,416
你爸妈给了你一颗很健康的心脏

1055
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:16,916
是吗？

1056
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:22,583
你想听听看吗？

1057
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,333
有听到吗？

1058
01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,750
哎哟 天啊

1059
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:30,208
好砰喔 砰得好青春喔

1060
01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:31,958
-哪有砰砰砰啊？没听到啊
-有啦

1061
01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,958
-哪有啊？
-砰 砰砰砰

1062
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:35,041
你们干吗啦？

1063
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,666
-有
-有

1064
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:37,791
对 有心跳

1065
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:40,916
-小心
-你们走慢一点啦

1066
01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:43,375
我听不到啦

1067
01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:44,500
好啦

1068
01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:46,125
-喂
-看路喔

1069
01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:47,875
不要这样啦

1070
01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:50,541
最后就剩下你的愿望了

1071
01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:52,625
你想要什么？

1072
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:57,458
如果可以像还活着的时候一样

1073
01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,500
平凡地过一天就好了

1074
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:02,208
太抽象了吧？

1075
01:03:06,333 --> 01:03:07,916
那个时候我开了一间面包店

1076
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,625
我希望大家在上班、上课之前

1077
01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:11,541
可以吃到我亲手做的面包

1078
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,625
所以我天还没亮就会起床发面团

1079
01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:14,833
忙到快要中午的时候

1080
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,625
我就开始准备蛋糕跟点心

1081
01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,875
然后到了晚上的时候
我就开始准备晚餐

1082
01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:20,166
跟我心爱的人一起吃

1083
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,291
然后聊聊那天发生了什么事情

1084
01:03:22,916 --> 01:03:25,458
我们那条巷子每天都有人生日喔

1085
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:26,958
那个时候我最开心的事情

1086
01:03:27,041 --> 01:03:30,416
就是帮每一个人
做一颗独一无二的生日蛋糕

1087
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,541
看到大家开心 我就觉得很幸福

1088
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:34,791
不过就是多活一年

1089
01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:36,333
过生日有什么意义啊？

1090
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:47,333
很难看吧？

1091
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:49,541
我也不记得怎么弄的

1092
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,708
没有人帮你过过生日吗？

1093
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:06,666
那今天就是你的生日啰

1094
01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:08,916
-你不要浪费啦
-人生只有一次

1095
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,833
不要留下遗憾啊

1096
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:18,750
-不要跑
-下雪

1097
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:33,666
我们为什么来到这个世界？

1098
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:37,583
生日又代表什么？

1099
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,000
那应该是被爱的人

1100
01:04:41,541 --> 01:04:43,458
才有的纪念日吧？

1101
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:46,583
这种幸福

1102
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:48,833
我值得拥有吗？

1103
01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:52,125
祝我生日快乐

1104
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,708
-祝我生日快乐
-祝我生日快乐

1105
01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:57,708
-应该差不多要结束了吧
-祝我生日快乐

1106
01:04:57,791 --> 01:05:00,916
-祝我生日快乐
-祝我生日快乐

1107
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,458
吹

1108
01:05:08,583 --> 01:05:09,583
击掌！

1109
01:05:09,666 --> 01:05:10,750
太棒了

1110
01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:11,708
-太棒了
-太棒了

1111
01:05:11,791 --> 01:05:13,666
-太棒了
-太棒了

1112
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:15,166
好了啦

1113
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:17,500
你们的愿望应该都完成了吧？

1114
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,208
我

1115
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:21,000
我还要煮一顿晚餐

1116
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,250
我想要煮糖醋鱼、炒米粉

1117
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,000
还有红烧肉、蒸蛋

1118
01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:26,416
-还有…
-太多了啦

1119
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,541
怎么吃得完？

1120
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:31,500
我们可以找天使小姐一起来吃啊

1121
01:05:41,916 --> 01:05:43,375
（欠债还钱）

1122
01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,583
搞什么啊？

1123
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,083
我们是警政机关

1124
01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:49,833
连消防队都敢砸 这像话吗？

1125
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:51,958
我有没有跟你说过

1126
01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:53,750
你哥哥的事情要处理好？

1127
01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:54,833
有没有？

1128
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:55,916
对不起

1129
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,041
还站在这里干吗？通通整理装备去！

1130
01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,333
没什么事你赶快走吧

1131
01:06:25,833 --> 01:06:28,541
-发生什么事你可以跟我说啊
-没事

1132
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:34,958
对不起

1133
01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,791
为什么会这样？

1134
01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:49,791
不是啊 就…

1135
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,291
这次那个矿机

1136
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,458
我真的觉得它获利的机会很大

1137
01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:55,708
你放心 我会跟你队长解释清楚

1138
01:06:55,791 --> 01:06:56,791
把这边打扫干净

1139
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:58,083
你这样跟爸有什么两样？

1140
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,875
挖一个洞补一个坑

1141
01:07:01,375 --> 01:07:02,458
有什么两样？

1142
01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:05,500
滚

1143
01:07:06,041 --> 01:07:07,000
你给我滚

1144
01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:08,916
-你不要这样
-滚 你滚

1145
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,166
我没你这种哥哥 滚

1146
01:07:10,250 --> 01:07:11,625
-不要生气啦
-好了啦

1147
01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:15,083
不要对你哥那么凶嘛

1148
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,625
他也知道错了啊

1149
01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:18,708
不要因为一些小事就吵成这样

1150
01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:19,916
小事？

1151
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:22,500
这样叫做小事？

1152
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:25,208
你知不知道因为他

1153
01:07:26,041 --> 01:07:28,958
我连家都没有办法回
连书都没有办法读？

1154
01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:33,166
余景天

1155
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,458
我很害怕

1156
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:39,708
我每一天都过得很害怕

1157
01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,875
你连这里都不留给我

1158
01:07:44,041 --> 01:07:46,250
你到底是想要我多没有尊严？

1159
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,250
但…

1160
01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:50,291
他是你哥哥啊

1161
01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:58,125
你没有家人

1162
01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,750
有什么美好的幻想那是你家的事

1163
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,666
但是我不想要有这种家人

1164
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,666
拜托你

1165
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:09,708
放过我

1166
01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,000
筱茵

1167
01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:26,916
你哥他还在外面

1168
01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:44,583
那么臭 怎么吃啊？

1169
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,208
你看它屁股好大喔

1170
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,333
好久没有吃咸酥鸡了

1171
01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:53,958
很多都不好吃喔

1172
01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:55,250
谁说的？

1173
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,291
-就是那个欠钱的啦
-靠北

1174
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:42,125
垃圾 你别跑

1175
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,583
-砍死他
-你别跑 老子砍死你

1176
01:09:44,666 --> 01:09:45,500
干你娘

1177
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:47,791
-干你娘
-砍死他

1178
01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:49,666
干！别跑

1179
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:52,083
（对不起 我会好好找工作）

1180
01:09:52,166 --> 01:09:54,125
（我们明天一起…）

1181
01:09:54,208 --> 01:09:55,208
干！现在是怎样？

1182
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:56,541
干！不是叫我砍他吗？

1183
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,458
教训一下而已

1184
01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:59,500
-干！闪啦 快
-靠腰啊

1185
01:09:59,583 --> 01:10:01,083
-快点
-跑快点

1186
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:54,500
多保重

1187
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,958
你哥他有话要我跟你说

1188
01:11:14,458 --> 01:11:16,250
-他说…
-谢谢你来送我哥最后一程

1189
01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:19,375
但是我想要一个人静一静

1190
01:11:47,291 --> 01:11:48,833
不是想煮饭？

1191
01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:51,250
去买菜才可以煮饭啊

1192
01:11:54,583 --> 01:11:56,458
你觉得要煮什么口味的啊？

1193
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:59,250
清蒸的还是红烧的？

1194
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:02,791
都可以啊 你想做什么就做吧

1195
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,750
那你帮我挑一只啊

1196
01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:06,666
挑挑看嘛

1197
01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:16,000
年轻人 这你的菜

1198
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:17,541
谢谢

1199
01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:32,166
要买仙草干吗？

1200
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:36,916
来 我们把渣捞出来

1201
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,833
然后加玉米粉下去煮一下

1202
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:41,375
这样放凉的时候就会结成冻啰

1203
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,041
那你现在先趁热喝一口看看

1204
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,000
仙草干

1205
01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:03,791
卖仙草干

1206
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,916
仙草干

1207
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,500
卖仙草干

1208
01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:11,958
仙草干

1209
01:13:12,708 --> 01:13:15,000
卖仙草干

1210
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,750
好香啊

1211
01:13:18,833 --> 01:13:20,083
来 吃饭

1212
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:22,208
我跟你说喔

1213
01:13:22,291 --> 01:13:24,833
这个老菜脯鸡汤对身体很好喔

1214
01:13:24,916 --> 01:13:26,125
你多喝一点

1215
01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:28,791
你们不要看这个黑黑的

1216
01:13:28,875 --> 01:13:31,000
这是穷人家的人参

1217
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:34,583
看你是感冒咳嗽 还是解毒解酒

1218
01:13:34,666 --> 01:13:36,041
吃这就对了啦

1219
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:39,375
这么厉害 那我喝完不就变超人了？

1220
01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:41,166
你不会变超人啊

1221
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,750
你就是超人

1222
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,250
我之前怎么可能会是超人？

1223
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,916
金瓜炒米粉

1224
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,791
-吃完大赚钱
-再吃一个元宝

1225
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:53,916
你怎么不吃啊？

1226
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,625
你是看不起我们鬼喔？

1227
01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:57,875
你也可以当我是人啊

1228
01:13:57,958 --> 01:13:59,750
反正我长得也不像鬼

1229
01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:02,083
-好啦 快吃饭
-你长得最像鬼

1230
01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:03,291
-爱吃鬼、捣蛋鬼
-来

1231
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:04,291
全部都是你

1232
01:14:04,375 --> 01:14:06,125
-我看你长得才像鬼咧
-来

1233
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,791
-好了 不要讲话了 吃饭
-你

1234
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,583
-好了 快吃
-吃饭 快点吃饭

1235
01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:10,833
-快吃
-我口吐芬芳啦

1236
01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:12,000
-怎样？
-吃饭啦

1237
01:14:25,291 --> 01:14:26,625
那天你说

1238
01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:28,791
我哥有话要跟我说

1239
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,291
是什么？

1240
01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:39,208
你在吃饭啊？

1241
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:43,250
-那…
-你要一起吃吗？

1242
01:14:48,416 --> 01:14:50,000
这是老菜脯鸡汤

1243
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,791
穷人的人参

1244
01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:53,333
喝了对身体很好

1245
01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:55,833
谢谢

1246
01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:01,500
还有这个仙草冻

1247
01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:02,791
饭后的甜点

1248
01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:03,791
待会再吃

1249
01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:11,166
你还会做这些喔？

1250
01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:15,125
先吃饭吧

1251
01:15:25,416 --> 01:15:26,458
还会有人吗？

1252
01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:39,083
我说了你可能很难相信

1253
01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:41,375
其实

1254
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,625
我看得到死去的人

1255
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,458
所以这里也有？

1256
01:15:57,916 --> 01:16:00,541
你哥要我跟你说对不起

1257
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,333
他希望

1258
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:04,708
你不要再难过

1259
01:16:07,875 --> 01:16:08,916
他说…

1260
01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:11,583
对不起

1261
01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:15,458
我不能永远照顾你了

1262
01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:20,250
也没办法一直陪在你的身边

1263
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:22,750
没办法

1264
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,958
做到答应妈妈的事

1265
01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:30,791
虽然我总是让你感到难过

1266
01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:33,083
让你对我失望

1267
01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:37,208
但我真的跟爸不一样

1268
01:16:38,458 --> 01:16:40,625
我真的很想让你过好日子

1269
01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:42,166
跟屁虫

1270
01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:49,375
260平方米 你疯了吗？
我要怎么打扫啊？

1271
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:51,833
你白痴喔？请人打扫啦

1272
01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:54,041
你白痴喔？我不用住那么大啦

1273
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,791
拜托你身体健康 出入平安
我就阿弥陀佛了

1274
01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:58,958
我当然会身体健康 出入平安啊

1275
01:16:59,916 --> 01:17:01,333
我可是答应过妈

1276
01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:02,750
我会永远照顾你

1277
01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:05,041
又来 少在那边恶了

1278
01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,125
永远是什么啊？

1279
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:08,666
永远就是永远

1280
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:10,708
很难懂吗？

1281
01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:26,750
妈的镯子

1282
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:28,750
我已经赎回来了

1283
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,250
所以你不要再生我的气

1284
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,833
我只希望你不要难过

1285
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,083
不要忘记我

1286
01:18:02,666 --> 01:18:04,416
我希望你可以知道

1287
01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:07,375
当你的哥哥

1288
01:18:07,458 --> 01:18:08,750
是我这辈子

1289
01:18:09,833 --> 01:18:11,416
最开心的事了

1290
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:36,125
他现在在这里吗？

1291
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,833
你就跟她说她哥在这里啦

1292
01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:47,625
她如果知道她哥哥不在这里

1293
01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:48,750
一定会很难过

1294
01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:51,291
对啦 这个都是为她好

1295
01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:52,583
试试看嘛

1296
01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,416
-不要再想了 跟她讲啦
-加油

1297
01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,666
-试一次看看啊
-跟她讲 快啦 不要怕

1298
01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:57,958
试试看

1299
01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:02,666
是我

1300
01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:04,625
我在这里

1301
01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:18,416
哥 对不起

1302
01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:22,000
哥 对不起

1303
01:19:26,625 --> 01:19:27,833
是我不好

1304
01:19:28,875 --> 01:19:29,791
丢下你了

1305
01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:34,375
你不要再哭了

1306
01:19:35,291 --> 01:19:37,791
记得好好吃饭 好好睡觉

1307
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,625
好好照顾自己

1308
01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:45,291
虽然我不能陪在你身边

1309
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,583
但是你难过的时候

1310
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,583
就看看月亮

1311
01:19:52,416 --> 01:19:53,458
筱茵

1312
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:55,541
我就在这里

1313
01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:10,958
耍我很好玩是不是？

1314
01:20:18,625 --> 01:20:20,791
我哥根本就不会叫我的名字

1315
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:24,666
他都叫我跟屁虫

1316
01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:29,166
他说谁叫我比他晚出生

1317
01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:33,750
我这辈子就是他的跟屁虫

1318
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,625
我哥走了

1319
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:41,583
我真的没有家人了

1320
01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:44,041
你还这样开我的玩笑

1321
01:20:52,041 --> 01:20:53,583
你知道有多少人

1322
01:20:55,166 --> 01:20:57,916
都是拼命咬着牙想要活下去？

1323
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:01,500
你知道死亡是什么吗？

1324
01:21:02,958 --> 01:21:05,250
没说的话、没做的事

1325
01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:07,458
都再也来不及了

1326
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:11,583
你不是很想死吗？

1327
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:14,250
你要死的时候记得跟我说

1328
01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:16,166
我一定会请假

1329
01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:18,458
不会再救你了

1330
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,583
那…

1331
01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:42,583
先吃饭 吃饭

1332
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:43,958
对啦 吃饭

1333
01:21:44,041 --> 01:21:45,500
我想要再去一次游乐园

1334
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:47,458
我们再去一次 好不好？

1335
01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:55,125
可以了吧？

1336
01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:06,291
你们的心愿不是都已经完成了吗？

1337
01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:08,250
够了没？

1338
01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:10,666
说什么要当自己的靠山？

1339
01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:13,541
说什么只活一次 不要留下遗憾？

1340
01:22:14,416 --> 01:22:15,916
你们以为在帮我

1341
01:22:16,416 --> 01:22:17,916
但我告诉你们

1342
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:20,208
你们出现之后

1343
01:22:20,916 --> 01:22:22,500
这一切并没有变得比较好

1344
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,250
求求你们

1345
01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,500
赶快消失

1346
01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:34,291
我要死要活都跟你们无关

1347
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:25,833
（福兴宫）

1348
01:24:25,916 --> 01:24:28,708
一、二、三、四 后踩

1349
01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:30,666
我要两份奶油

1350
01:24:33,291 --> 01:24:39,958
（救护车）

1351
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,458
喂？

1352
01:24:43,541 --> 01:24:45,583
您好 请问是余小姐吗？

1353
01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:47,333
您的项链做好啰

1354
01:24:48,708 --> 01:24:51,083
余先生说你妈妈的手镯比较老气

1355
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,291
所以请我们改做成项链

1356
01:25:01,708 --> 01:25:02,916
你哥说

1357
01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,541
妈妈的镯子他已经赎回来了

1358
01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:07,791
希望你不要生气

1359
01:25:10,333 --> 01:25:16,916
（心 上弦月）

1360
01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:25,916
要一起吃仙草冻吗？

1361
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,708
上次对不起

1362
01:25:49,916 --> 01:25:51,666
所以你真的看得到鬼喔？

1363
01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:55,416
嗯

1364
01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:56,750
但是…

1365
01:25:56,833 --> 01:25:58,333
他们都已经离开了

1366
01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:01,666
反正我也不太喜欢他们啊

1367
01:26:02,250 --> 01:26:04,625
又抽烟 又爱哭

1368
01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:07,083
还啰哩叭唆 不讲理

1369
01:26:08,750 --> 01:26:10,250
真的有够烦的

1370
01:26:13,666 --> 01:26:16,125
其实那天我差点要放弃自己

1371
01:26:18,125 --> 01:26:21,041
可是当车子里满满都是烟的时候

1372
01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:26,458
我听到了心跳声

1373
01:26:31,250 --> 01:26:32,500
一开始

1374
01:26:33,166 --> 01:26:34,708
我以为是你的

1375
01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:38,666
但后来

1376
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:40,750
才知道

1377
01:26:41,291 --> 01:26:43,416
那是我自己的心跳声

1378
01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:57,666
这一次

1379
01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,541
是我叫醒我自己的

1380
01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:06,291
我想要试着活下去

1381
01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:11,625
我想要再见到你

1382
01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:36,958
谢谢

1383
01:27:57,833 --> 01:27:59,208
你很喜欢吃仙草？

1384
01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:00,583
嗯

1385
01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:03,333
小时候夏天常常中暑

1386
01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:06,458
只要吃仙草就会舒服多了

1387
01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,125
可是

1388
01:28:08,208 --> 01:28:10,291
仙草黑黑的 看起来很苦

1389
01:28:10,875 --> 01:28:13,916
我妈妈就会把它
做成各式各样图案的仙草

1390
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:17,833
她总会说…

1391
01:28:22,041 --> 01:28:24,250
卖仙草干

1392
01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:27,083
仙草干

1393
01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:28,625
卖仙草干

1394
01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,458
妈妈 仙草来了

1395
01:28:30,541 --> 01:28:32,375
仙草干

1396
01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:34,958
-卖仙草干
-妈妈

1397
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:51,041
好吃吗？

1398
01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,125
好吃

1399
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:54,458
那以后我们小纬夏天要多吃仙草

1400
01:28:54,541 --> 01:28:56,791
才不会头晕晕想吐 知道吗？

1401
01:28:56,875 --> 01:28:57,958
好

1402
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,416
我们挑鱼的时候

1403
01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:02,666
鱼的眼睛要亮晶晶的

1404
01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:04,458
身体要有弹性

1405
01:29:04,541 --> 01:29:06,416
鳃要是鲜红色的

1406
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,708
如果都过关 就是好鱼喔

1407
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,333
要收好喔

1408
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,958
对不起

1409
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:24,916
哥哥今天带你去卡多多 好不好？

1410
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:25,833
好

1411
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,041
把我的票还我！

1412
01:29:35,541 --> 01:29:37,791
没关系 哥哥下次再带你去

1413
01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:41,375
（西点面包坊）

1414
01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:54,041
奶奶中大奖了！

1415
01:29:54,125 --> 01:29:56,416
但是奶奶每次都说自己中大奖

1416
01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,958
你每次都给奶奶触霉头

1417
01:29:58,041 --> 01:29:59,625
奶奶奖金不给你

1418
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:01,041
通通要给小纬

1419
01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:03,083
给小纬以后娶漂亮老婆

1420
01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:09,958
小纬 现在换你中大奖了

1421
01:30:10,041 --> 01:30:11,291
有想要去哪里啊？

1422
01:30:11,375 --> 01:30:12,458
我要去海边

1423
01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:14,416
去海边喔？来

1424
01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:16,500
那爸爸开着新车

1425
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:18,916
载你们去海边 教你们游泳 好不好？

1426
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:20,166
-好！
-好！

1427
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,041
我要盖沙堡

1428
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:28,291
我也要盖沙堡

1429
01:30:28,375 --> 01:30:29,541
那我要捡贝壳

1430
01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:30,791
我也要捡贝壳

1431
01:30:30,875 --> 01:30:33,125
许辰纬 你不要一直学我啦

1432
01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,791
那是因为小纬最喜欢哥哥 对不对？

1433
01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:36,750
对

1434
01:30:36,833 --> 01:30:39,958
小纬最喜欢哥哥、爸爸
妈妈还有奶奶

1435
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:42,958
聪明耶

1436
01:31:46,041 --> 01:31:47,208
不要走

1437
01:31:47,833 --> 01:31:49,083
你们不要走

1438
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,666
我想起来了

1439
01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:54,250
我都想起来了

1440
01:31:54,750 --> 01:31:56,375
拜托你们不要走

1441
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:25,375
警告你喔

1442
01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:28,166
那四只电子鸡是我们一起养的宠物

1443
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:30,166
不要再随便乱送人了喔

1444
01:32:33,875 --> 01:32:35,041
哥哥

1445
01:32:35,125 --> 01:32:37,833
许辰纬 你知道鸡如果死了会怎样？

1446
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:39,541
会被哥哥揍

1447
01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:40,875
知道就好

1448
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:45,875
天啊

1449
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,250
不要哭

1450
01:32:50,250 --> 01:32:51,666
奶奶会舍不得

1451
01:32:58,625 --> 01:32:59,583
奶奶

1452
01:33:01,583 --> 01:33:02,833
奶奶跟你说

1453
01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:06,416
做人应该要越挫越勇

1454
01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:09,041
你不要放弃

1455
01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:12,458
以后会有很多有趣的事在等你

1456
01:33:13,666 --> 01:33:14,708
阿纬

1457
01:33:14,791 --> 01:33:16,500
你长好大了啊

1458
01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,291
又帅气

1459
01:33:19,625 --> 01:33:20,500
妈

1460
01:33:20,583 --> 01:33:22,208
是不是很像我？

1461
01:33:22,916 --> 01:33:25,625
我们小纬比较英俊啦

1462
01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:31,083
为什么都不告诉我啊？

1463
01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:33,000
那么痛苦的事情

1464
01:33:33,083 --> 01:33:35,291
想不起来没关系啦

1465
01:33:35,875 --> 01:33:37,791
那也是一种福气

1466
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:40,833
人生有很多事情

1467
01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,291
都要自己去面对

1468
01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:46,041
你要是想不通的时候

1469
01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:48,458
过一段时间以后

1470
01:33:48,541 --> 01:33:49,708
你就会…

1471
01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:52,541
想不起来了？

1472
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:57,125
小纬

1473
01:34:16,375 --> 01:34:17,458
妈妈

1474
01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,625
小纬

1475
01:34:21,416 --> 01:34:22,583
妈妈

1476
01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:27,416
对不起

1477
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,458
你一定过得很辛苦 对不对？

1478
01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:35,583
不过妈妈现在知道

1479
01:34:35,666 --> 01:34:38,750
小纬已经是一个勇敢又坚强

1480
01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:42,250
可以独立面对这个世界的大人了

1481
01:34:43,291 --> 01:34:44,541
所以妈妈

1482
01:34:45,291 --> 01:34:47,041
也可以安心放手了

1483
01:34:47,125 --> 01:34:48,250
不要

1484
01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:51,875
我不要

1485
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,083
小纬要记得喔

1486
01:34:54,875 --> 01:34:56,666
你不是孤单一个人

1487
01:34:57,791 --> 01:35:00,208
你有爸爸、有妈妈

1488
01:35:00,291 --> 01:35:01,541
有哥哥

1489
01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:02,875
还有奶奶

1490
01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:04,250
知道吗？

1491
01:35:09,958 --> 01:35:10,958
小纬

1492
01:35:11,791 --> 01:35:13,208
妈妈告诉你

1493
01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,041
我们从来都没有离开啊

1494
01:35:17,375 --> 01:35:18,458
在这里

1495
01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:20,833
我们一直都在这里

1496
01:35:28,541 --> 01:35:29,833
（您有一张尚未接受的订单）

1497
01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:47,500
你好厉害呀

1498
01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:56,916
-用力
-加油

1499
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:58,250
他快不行了啦

1500
01:35:58,333 --> 01:35:59,916
快点

1501
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,500
快点啦 快

1502
01:36:06,791 --> 01:36:08,666
-快起来 看得到的
-左边

1503
01:36:08,750 --> 01:36:11,041
-左边
-快起来 拜托

1504
01:36:11,125 --> 01:36:13,416
左边

1505
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:15,416
他看了

1506
01:36:20,916 --> 01:36:23,416
-来 击掌！
-击掌！

1507
01:36:25,875 --> 01:36:27,833
来 妈妈抱抱

1508
01:38:07,083 --> 01:38:09,041
-这我来端
-小心烫喔

1509
01:38:09,125 --> 01:38:10,333
好香喔

1510
01:38:10,416 --> 01:38:11,541
不要偷吃喔

1511
01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:13,750
来 围炉啰

1512
01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:17,250
-吃饭了 爷爷
-好

1513
01:38:17,333 --> 01:38:19,666
谢谢你们 我很开心

1514
01:38:20,291 --> 01:38:23,208
你们俩要快点结婚的话

1515
01:38:23,291 --> 01:38:25,041
那我就更开心了

1516
01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:27,875
这么快结婚太便宜他了

1517
01:38:27,958 --> 01:38:29,666
人家这是暗示你

1518
01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:32,833
求婚的戒指就不能太便宜

1519
01:38:32,916 --> 01:38:34,041
爷爷 我没有这个意思

1520
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:35,500
你不要乱说

1521
01:38:36,041 --> 01:38:39,000
我帮你们俩拍张美美的照片吧

1522
01:38:39,083 --> 01:38:40,750
-好啊
-拍照啊？

1523
01:38:40,833 --> 01:38:41,958
好

1524
01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:43,416
爷爷等一下也一起拍喔

1525
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:44,500
好

1526
01:38:44,583 --> 01:38:45,875
要拍了啊

1527
01:38:45,958 --> 01:38:47,000
准备

1528
01:38:47,625 --> 01:38:48,625
三

1529
01:38:49,291 --> 01:38:50,291
二

1530
01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:51,416
一

1531
01:39:03,125 --> 01:39:08,375
（鹏程万里）

1532
01:43:42,291 --> 01:43:47,291
（根据金英卓所指导韩国电影
《开心鬼上身》改编）

1533
01:43:47,375 --> 01:43:52,375
字幕翻译：刘玉敏